Poll: If Canada and France declared war on each other, who would win?

[McPhreak]

I figure just the sight of Canada's tank would cause France to surrender immediately, but how would Canada get it there in the first place?

 

[Booster]

Is this what normally bothers you on a Friday night?

 

[Colt45]

france has got the bomb

 

[Kaervak]

Here's a better question: Who would care?


And just for reference, I know a lot of Canadiens & I have French in my bloodline so you can take your complaints and shove off.

 

[McPhreak]

Originally posted by: Booster
Is this what normally bothers you on a Friday night?

I was up all night thinking about this...

 

[308nato]

Originally posted by: Colt45
france has got the bomb

If they could find it, it might give them the edge.

 

[rickn]

france has nuclear weapons, so that's kind of a no-brainer

 

[MacBaine]

The US

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: rickn
france has nuclear weapons, so that's kind of a no-brainer

 

[slikmunks]

you should have an option for neither... france wouldn't attack, they'd surrender if canada came at them, but canada doesn't have enough to go at them, so stalemate



^the above may not be true in any way, sense or form

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
The US

lol

 

[Zenmervolt]

Canada would. Partially because France would never actually use "the bomb", but mostly because Canada actually has a pretty damn good military. Considering the numbers of troops, Canadians did some great stuff in WWII. Also, Canada has the advantage (and disadvantage) of basically having the US in an "older brother" role. The US would get involved just because we wouldn't want all the disruption along our border.

ZV

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: rickn
france has nuclear weapons, so that's kind of a no-brainer

I think it's a no-brainer to assume war= "drop all nukes". Think about how many nations with nukes have been at war and actually used one.

 

[Pastfinder]

That tank of Canada's is a national treasure, would they be willing to risk losing it? But then again, if the Canadians walk behind the French gun positions, the French will be confused and might surrender, I think this war would just stalemate...

 

[Yzzim]

how the hell did france get the bomb?

 

[nord1899]

Have the French not surrendered to anyone? Why would they start now?

 

[McPhreak]

I'm just wondering if France is going to repeat history and play dead 2 days into the war.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: McPhreak
I'm just wondering if France is going to repeat history and play dead 2 days into the war.

When did this ever happen?

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: rickn
france has nuclear weapons, so that's kind of a no-brainer

I think it's a no-brainer to assume war= "drop all nukes". Think about how many nations with nukes have been at war and actually used one.

the original poster didn't lay out the ground rules. I am just going by what I know, and even a conventional war can lead to the use of unconventional weapons, in which France would win.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Canada would. Partially because France would never actually use "the bomb", but mostly because Canada actually has a pretty damn good military. Considering the numbers of troops, Canadians did some great stuff in WWII. Also, Canada has the advantage (and disadvantage) of basically having the US in an "older brother" role. The US would get involved just because we wouldn't want all the disruption along our border.

ZV

Those Canadian snipers could probably pick the french off without even leaving Canada. Hell, they could sit in Canada's tank just for added security. Probably die of frostbite before France found 'em.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Canada would. Partially because France would never actually use "the bomb", but mostly because Canada actually has a pretty damn good military. Considering the numbers of troops, Canadians did some great stuff in WWII. Also, Canada has the advantage (and disadvantage) of basically having the US in an "older brother" role. The US would get involved just because we wouldn't want all the disruption along our border.

ZV

Canada used to have a good military before it was cut back so far. Now it has a couple dozen tanks from God knows when, some leaky subs, and what not. All Canada is good for now is their snipers

 

[Radiohead]

Hey, don't forget our wild packs of beavers... those will wreach havoc on any country.

 

[CurtCold]

Canada!

IT's too friggn' cold to invade that place.

 

[Darein]

Yeah, since when has France had a bomb? That is kind of scary, but then again they would never use it, but then again, whoever they surrender too might.

 

[GroundZero]

poland would win