[Poll] How will Trump leave the White House?

[Bitek]

Simple question, how do you think this all ends for Patient Zero of the United States (P0TUS)?

Answers are independent of this election, that's just a matter of timing. He either leaves somehow, or doesn't.

2 choices for answers because lots of scenarios. Pick your best two.

Predict year and details in your post.

 

[Amused]

Quits in lame duck period like a bitch
... to allow Pence the opportunity to blanket pardon him

 

[feralkid]

Accidently locks himself in White House walk-in cooler, eats own foot, is rescued by and marries Delbert Grady.

 

[Bitek]

Quits in lame duck period like a bitch
... to allow Pence the opportunity to blanket pardon him

My top choice. He'll milk it out by fighting, then quit before 1/20 thinking it's the tough guy move.

Otherwise I'd like to see him carried out feet first.

 

[cytg111]

Asylum, Russia

 

[JEDIYoda]

In a body bag......

 

[Grey_Beard]

I think he disappears after the election to come back to the WH just before the Christmas holiday. He has colored his hair silver and has a new color spray tan. Claims he is immune to being replaced. Tries to say now he is Santa Claus since Air Force One is now a reindeer sleigh. Shows off his latest EO that says Biden’s cannot be President because of “reasons” to be presented by Mike Pence. Unfortunately, Pence is in his coffin since before he election. Pence cannot be moved until he recovers from the wooden stake in his chest and the garlic holy water both done by Vampire Hunter Nancy Pelosi a few days before the election. He then rides out of the White House on the shoulders of The Proud Boys while they all have rainbow crystal lined roller skates. He gets onto a rainbow unicorn and rides off to Florida to meet Putin to figure out how to pay him back for his help electing him President in 2016.

 

[vi edit]

For as much posturing as he's doing right now, he'll leave like bitch on 1/20. Probably grift every painting or relic he can on the way out. But he'll leave.

 

[zzyzxroad]

Quits in lame duck period like a bitch
... to allow Pence the opportunity to blanket pardon him

If I was putting money down this would be my bet.

 

[K1052]

Either quits in the lame duck or walks out on the 20th. The whining will be bottomless either way.

 

[nakedfrog]

Kind of thinking there should be a "leaves noisily on Jan 20th" option, with a side of "organizes a rally to protest the swearing-in"

And then we can take bets on whether he runs again for 2024. If he lives that long. Or maybe he just keeps holding rallies for that sweet sweet ego-fellation action.

 

[zinfamous]

skid marks on the Oval office drapes.

 

[Grooveriding]

For as much posturing as he's doing right now, he'll leave like bitch on 1/20. Probably grift every painting or relic he can on the way out. But he'll leave.

LOL. Somehow I can see this actually happening. Him filling up suitcases with all the things he likes that he believes are now his. Probably will piss in the bed and shit on the floor while he's at it.

 

[Moonbeam]

Whatever it takes to generate the maximum humiliation. His whole psyche is involved in being as big an asshole as possible and being worshiped for it. So maximum farce to the end. I am sure he has studied Hitler.

 

[zzyzxroad]

Kind of thinking there should be a "leaves noisily on Jan 20th" option, with a side of "organizes a rally to protest the swearing-in"

And then we can take bets on whether he runs again for 2024. If he lives that long. Or maybe he just keeps holding rallies for that sweet sweet ego-fellation action.

Agree this should be an option. This is what I hope happens because I think there is a good chance he ends up behind bars. I think there will be some much stuff exposed his base will drop substantially.

 

[Vic]

Let's win the election first and discuss this after.

 

[JEDIYoda]

I saw no leave in a body bag option.....

 

[zzyzxroad]

Let's win the election first and discuss this after.

100%

 

[HomerJS]

100%

I agree. Will answer after votes are counted.

Having said that the one I can guarantee will not happen is #4

 

[Bitek]

Kind of thinking there should be a "leaves noisily on Jan 20th" option, with a side of "organizes a rally to protest the swearing-in"

And then we can take bets on whether he runs again for 2024. If he lives that long. Or maybe he just keeps holding rallies for that sweet sweet ego-fellation action.

Yeah "normally" should be in quotes.

Calling for counter swearing in protest is totally plausible, when you assume very few actually show up.

 

[Bitek]

In a body bag......

"Dies in office" covers non-covid fatalities

The bill for obesity, fast food diet, and fist fulls of steroids and antihistamines has to come due at some point.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Melania shoots him in a rage ending the nightmare?

 

[Ken g6]

I'm stumped. "Launches mujeres"? Launches women?

 

[Bitek]

Let's win the election first and discuss this after.

Technically that's cheating 😜

Negates some of the options. Still tho, even if reelected, he has to leave somehow. How will it be?

 

[woolfe9998]

I'll just quote my prediction from 6/26:

Yeah haha, no way is that fuk giving up. Doing so would be admitting defeat, that he can't win. My prediction is, if he loses in November, he cries foul and causes a constitutional crisis, but leaves at the last minute because he doesn't want to be dragged out in front of cameras. Then claims he never really wanted a second term anyway, and by the way, he was cheated out of this thing he now claims he didn't want anyway. So unfair! And why was everyone so mean to him?

Then hopefully he goes to jail. Then dies from an untreated bowel obstruction.