[Poll] How will Trump leave the White House?

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Best guess how Trump ends his presidency?

  • Dies of covid soon

    Votes: 4 4.2%
  • Quits before election day

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Quits in lame duck period like a bitch

    Votes: 41 42.7%
  • Leaves peacefully on Jan 20

    Votes: 27 28.1%
  • Forced out of White House by security

    Votes: 25 26.0%
  • Forced out by protesters storming WH

    Votes: 7 7.3%
  • Never leaves. Stays in office until he dies.

    Votes: 3 3.1%
  • Trump family takes over govt, Donny gets buried on the grounds and never leaves

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Launches mujeres

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Launches nukes in a tantrum and kills us all. Radioactive ashes haunt DC crater

    Votes: 5 5.2%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Amused

Elite Member
Apr 14, 2001
56,511
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Holy shit this is, quite possibly, the most pathetic thing I have EVER seen.
Just take the time to unpack that bullshit for a minute. Read it carefully.
He says removing him will require force BEFORE Jan 20th.
Literally NO ONE is telling him he must leave before Jan 20th. Literally no one.
And then admits he IS leaving Jan 20th without saying so (he's going to FL).
So leaving ON Jan 20th WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING LEAVE will NOT require force??? Um...OK.
That is LITERALLY how it's supposed to work.
Holy fucking shit what phony tough bullshit is this??? It's just so blatantly pathetic.

Edit:

Dammit, it's fake:

 
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hal2kilo

Lifer
Feb 24, 2009
24,205
10,865
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Holy shit.

Just take the time to unpack that bullshit for a minute. Read it carefully.

He says removing him will require force BEFORE Jan 20th.

Literally NO ONE is telling him he must leave before Jan 20th. Literally no one.

He, in a round about way, is saying just that.

And then admits he IS leaving Jan 20th without saying so (he's going to FL).

So leaving ON Jan 20th will NOT require force. Um...OK.

Holy fucking shit what phony tough bullshit is this??? It's just so blatantly pathetic.
Reality TV taught him well. It's all just a big show anyway right?
 

cytg111

Lifer
Mar 17, 2008
23,972
13,488
136
Its almost over. He will leave for Christmas and wont come back after new years.
So. Lame duck like a bitch.
 
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feralkid

Lifer
Jan 28, 2002
16,606
4,699
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This is how I expect it to happen





These two...or in handcuffs would be high on my list of preferred ways...


If they can find them small enough.

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Muse

Lifer
Jul 11, 2001
38,363
8,675
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I still think he'll leave BEFORE Jan. 20. Maybe 3 days before, goes to Maralago, plays golf, has a rally on Jan. 20 somewhere.
 

cytg111

Lifer
Mar 17, 2008
23,972
13,488
136
Think he will setup a pardon factory at his Mar-a-Lago resort?

Good idea! Yes! Whatever he does in his final moments it will be as devastating to the fabric of your democracy as possible.
You just think "What would Putin have him do?" .. and its gonna be in the ballpark.
 

Bitek

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
10,676
5,238
136
Huh. I didn't have "impeachment" as an option in the poll, but "forced out by security" is a close...

Functionally I think he's quit like the bitch he is, as he's given up on the responsibilities of his office in pursuit of his magat coup.

Even if impeachment isn't passed by the Senate before the 20th, and no second coup is successful, it's hard to call this a peaceful transition either.
 
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MtnMan

Diamond Member
Jul 27, 2004
8,943
8,153
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Huh. I didn't have "impeachment" as an option in the poll, but "forced out by security" is a close...
That may well be a 'two'fer' Impeached/convicted and still has to be thrown out by the bouncers after the bar closes.
 
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Wreckem

Diamond Member
Sep 23, 2006
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996
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Huh. I didn't have "impeachment" as an option in the poll, but "forced out by security" is a close...

Functionally I think he's quit like the bitch he is, as he's given up on the responsibilities of his office in pursuit of his magat coup.

Even if impeachment isn't passed by the Senate before the 20th, and no second coup is successful, it's hard to call this a peaceful transition either.
As of Jan 6 it is no longer a peaceful transfer.
 
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Bitek

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
10,676
5,238
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Yeah I think aside from the tax cuts he's failed to deliver on every single promise he made since announcing his bid to run.

You mean the big infrastructure bill has no chance?!
So many infrastructure weeks for nothing?

And the Big Beautiful Healthcare plan that would only cost $40? No?

Surely the remaining 2000 miles of Wall can get knocked out the next few days? Mexico has their checkbook ready... I hope so, another Caravan is just around the corner fo sho.

...I don't know if I can take this... It's like.. It was just all stupid bullshit to sell to the rubes and it was only ever about the racism and tax cuts for rich people! It can't be!
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
64,137
12,456
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it's looking more and more like he'll leave in handcuffs...

I have my fingers crossed! :p
 
Feb 4, 2009
35,227
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It is pretty obvious, he will have all his shit moved out last night into the wee early hours. He will be alone, Melanoma will be in NY but out of sight. He will leave thru the back where he is less likely to be seen. He will hold a conference or rally around the time of Biden being sworn in to announce his 2024 candidacy.
**I stand by something of moderate value will be missing from the White House, likely will have a lot of gold or look tacky.
I am not talking about a chair or nick nack, I am not talking about something priceless. I mean something semi obscure and moderately valuable like $40k plus. Maybe some golden serving platter or some State gift given to previous President that type thing.

Called it


I think I first made the prediction in 2017
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,125
30,076
146
Launches nukes in a tantrum and kills us all. Radioactive ashes haunt DC crater



THIS is clearly the correct answer! :D :oops:

this is the correct answer.

In fact, it is so correct, that is the first official documented case of my ever changing an individual vote in an official ATOT powl, in history! (and I was first vote for 1mil deaths in Trump-covid guilt thread, back in ....May? Not changing that vote. ...nosir. So, I know things.