[Poll] How will Trump leave the White House?

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Best guess how Trump ends his presidency?

  • Dies of covid soon

    Votes: 4 4.2%
  • Quits before election day

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Quits in lame duck period like a bitch

    Votes: 41 42.7%
  • Leaves peacefully on Jan 20

    Votes: 27 28.1%
  • Forced out of White House by security

    Votes: 25 26.0%
  • Forced out by protesters storming WH

    Votes: 7 7.3%
  • Never leaves. Stays in office until he dies.

    Votes: 3 3.1%
  • Trump family takes over govt, Donny gets buried on the grounds and never leaves

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Launches mujeres

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Launches nukes in a tantrum and kills us all. Radioactive ashes haunt DC crater

    Votes: 5 5.2%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Bitek

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
10,676
5,238
136
"Frog marched" would be good, but it probably won't happen.

Darted and drooling like a downed hippo, then airlifted by Marine 1 straight to the supermax in Florence.

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Feb 4, 2009
35,227
16,687
136
He absolutely will have a huge photo shoot done for him and family before he leaves. He absolutely will have several large tax payer funded parties with people he wants to get loans from or show off to.
 

Leymenaide

Senior member
Feb 16, 2010
750
368
136
He may leave the White House but the rumors' are that he will buy into the One American News network and he will be the star of the 'baby Fox' network. The nation can then watch him go totally mad.
 

trenchfoot

Lifer
Aug 5, 2000
14,898
7,426
136
Didn't see the choice for "leaves but leaves swearing he was cheated out of his presidency" the exact same way he'd cheat and connive to get Hillary out of office if their roles were reversed because it's the only game he knows how to play.

Playing fair is for schmucks and losers in his world.
 

alexruiz

Platinum Member
Sep 21, 2001
2,836
556
126
He may leave the White House but the rumors' are that he will buy into the One American News network and he will be the star of the 'baby Fox' network. The nation can then watch him go totally mad.

This is something that personally puzzles me about faux news.
The likelihood of the cheeto buying OAN is much higher if he wins, he will make it the official north Korean state TV, I mean, the trumpian states TV.
If the cheeto buys OAN, that means that the most rabid viewers WILL leave faux news.

Reduced viewership means lower revenue, so if faux wants to keep the crazy ones they do NOT want the cheeto to buy OAN.
faux news shoud NOT want the cheeto to win, they can keep pandering to the rabid base, as opposed to be sent into irrelevance, but well, what do we know...
 

Jaskalas

Lifer
Jun 23, 2004
33,952
8,002
136
Forget how Trump leaves the White House.
Just imagine the entire two months of lame duck status!
 

Jhhnn

IN MEMORIAM
Nov 11, 1999
62,365
14,681
136
This is something that personally puzzles me about faux news.
The likelihood of the cheeto buying OAN is much higher if he wins, he will make it the official north Korean state TV, I mean, the trumpian states TV.
If the cheeto buys OAN, that means that the most rabid viewers WILL leave faux news.

Reduced viewership means lower revenue, so if faux wants to keep the crazy ones they do NOT want the cheeto to buy OAN.
faux news shoud NOT want the cheeto to win, they can keep pandering to the rabid base, as opposed to be sent into irrelevance, but well, what do we know...

Think it through. If Trump wins, he won't buy OANN & draw away viewers. They can all still be besties.
 

Bitek

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
10,676
5,238
136
Forget how Trump leaves the White House.
Just imagine the entire two months of lame duck status!

Yeah, it will be ugly.

Remember back in the day that story where the Clinton White House supposedly removed the W's from keyboards and glued drawers and shit on their way out? Yeah... That will look civil
 

ksosx86

Member
Sep 27, 2012
105
44
101
White House will be quarantined as no one will be able to remove Trump for the danger of catching Coronavirus. The President will change from orange .... to neon GREEN :D
 

HomerJS

Lifer
Feb 6, 2002
36,671
28,824
136

AMD64Blondie

Golden Member
Apr 20, 2013
1,660
140
106
Hope Trump gets dragged out of the White House on Jan.20,2021 in handcuffs,as Joe Biden walks past him into the White House to start his first presidential term.
 
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dank69

Lifer
Oct 6, 2009
36,088
30,442
136
I can totally picture him just fucking leaving soon after it's called. The only thing I think that would stop it is the fear that he will be walking directly into chains. Not sure if he has a plan to get out of the country.
 

uallas5

Golden Member
Jun 3, 2005
1,476
1,650
136
I say he pulls a Palin and resigns without telling anyone including Pence.


Palin's decision even took (Lt Gov) Parnell by surprise. He said he was told on Wednesday evening...
 
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MtnMan

Diamond Member
Jul 27, 2004
8,943
8,153
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Hope Trump gets dragged out of the White House on Jan.20,2021 in handcuffs,as Joe Biden walks past him into the White House to start his first presidential term.
I hope it is sooner, much sooner, like tomorrow.