Poll: how should toilet paper be stored?

[BFG10K]

Over of course.

Side is okay for storage until first use.

Also:

You're welcome.

 

[VirtualLarry]

Upright, not on it's side. The cleaning pixels get fuzzy otherwise.

 

[SKORPI0]

There's only one right way to hang toilet paper.

 

[shortylickens]

thats not storage you moran.

thats clearly set up for active use.

 

[deadlyapp]

If they are still in a bulk pack (like Costco), then we keep them on the side more often than not. Once taken out of the wrapper, stacked vertically.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

Voted hanging closer to the wall but I actually can't remember how my wife insists it should go now. IDGAF but the wife says there's a correct way to mount it. As far as actual storage of the rolls, we have this little holder that stacks 3 rolls vertically for quick access. Except now that we've just been getting kirkland brand, they're too fat to go in the holder, so we just put 2 rolls on top of the toilet and the rest stay in a cabinet in the bathroom.

 

[Mermaidman]

In olden days, intrepid explorers of the Wild West would store toilet paper on bandoliers. A benefit was quick access when one ate questionable explorer vittles, or if hostile natives appeared unexpectedly and presumably could be placated with gifts of advanced civilization. The toilet paper bandolier is commemorated in a famous bronze statue in Nevada. Historians continue to debate whether the rolls were hung "over" or "under" and the artist evades the question by depicting neither.

 

[snoopy7548]

I keep mine locked in a safe, buried under my basement. You can't be too careful these days.

 

[highland145]

 

[MrSquished]

Pack of 6 rolls are stored in a cabinet under the bathroom sink for immediate use. The rest of the rolls are stored in my storage unit downstairs. I buy the Costco charmin packs.

 

[Red Squirrel]

These days it's a good idea to follow the gun storage rules. Put it in a gun safe which is then in a locked room. You can never be to safe!

 

[biostud]

In the closet, although not in the water closet.

 

[Ajay]

Video doesn't match the question. Vote for Ban!

 

[Stiff Clamp]

Store a spare roll on top of the toilet tank. Rest stays in the laundry room.

Hoping to get one of these though ...

 

[MrSquished]

Wherever you store it, it should just be out of sight.

 

[darkswordsman17]

There's one right answer: STFU and if you have a problem with that you can kindly lick my asshole clean.

I get pointlessly stupid arguments is "the" thing for internet (I've been getting a kick out of sending animated "jifs" at work because despite them claiming they don't care it clearly is bothering the grandma fuckers), but I don't care what you do with your toilet paper, and I don't give a shit what your opinion on it is. If you're someone that demands it be placed on the roller a certain way I'll change it every single time I use the bathroom just to fuck with you (and I'll still take less time than you using the bathroom "hour long shitters").

I already put both the seat and the lid down because you wanna argue about the seat being up or down. Hell now I might just have to start taking the asswipe off the hangar and put the roll on top of the closed toilet lid.

 

[olds]

There's only one right way to hang toilet paper.

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[Captante]

IDC.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Store it in a cabinet

 

[Murloc]

my windows have like a step on top of them with the rail where the tent goes in, I put it on top of that.

 

[lxskllr]

my windows have like a step on top of them with the rail where the tent goes in, I put it on top of that.

I've read this five times, and I still have no idea what kind of insanity's going on in your bathroom(?)

 

[sdifox]

I've read this five times, and I still have no idea what kind of insanity's going on in your bathroom(?)

He's Cheese's neighbour.

 

[BurnItDwn]

my windows have like a step on top of them with the rail where the tent goes in, I put it on top of that.

Do they look like the windows on these "houses" ?

 

[Scarpozzi]

It should be stored on the bottom of your shoe. Especially when you're returning from the shitter on a date.

 

[Murloc]

sorry, I meant curtains. There are 2 rails in a wooden board to insert curtains. On that board there is space for stuff.