Poll: How Many Kids Do You Want?

[Banana]

In honor of Orsorum's thread, I thought this poll is appropriate. I've been wondering if I will ever have any children.

 

[RU482]

3...please, NO MORE

 

[Schadenfreude]

As much as I can afford . . ..

EDIT: So I can have my very own personal army! Muahahaha!

 

[TwiceOver]

I'll take one of each please.

 

[Radiohead]

2 and a quarter

 

[thirtythree]

Repost x 2. One moment please...

Here and here.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

3

 

[Banana]

Originally posted by: redly1
3...please, NO MORE

LOL! How old are they?

 

[Feldenak]

None

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril

Originally posted by: redly1
3...please, NO MORE

LOL! How old are they?

3.5yrs, 1.5yrs, 1.5 months I love em, but they can sure drive me crazy at the most inconveinient times

 

[ElFenix]

i hate kids. can i just fast forward to the part where they buy me a nice retirement home on a golf course in the bahamas?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Radiohead
2 and a quarter

:Q

<-- Voted None

 

[her209]

The more the merrier. I have a 30 max limit tho

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Hell if I know, I'm 20!

- M4H

 

[Shawn]

2 or 3

 

China

 

[MichaelD]

Children are pure evil. They impede the flow of life force thru your veins, stem the flow of money from Point A (job) to Point B (life-necessary and recreational activities) and generally serve to impede and unfocus your mental state.

that is all

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Children are pure evil. They impede the flow of life force thru your veins, stem the flow of money from Point A (job) to Point B (life-necessary and recreational activities) and generally serve to impede and unfocus your mental state.

that is all

What did you do to your parents?

 

[amnesiac]

I want 2, g/f (but in all likelihood future wife) wants 3. We'll see.

 

[Regs]

Take mine.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Children are pure evil. They impede the flow of life force thru your veins, stem the flow of money from Point A (job) to Point B (life-necessary and recreational activities) and generally serve to impede and unfocus your mental state.

that is all

What did you do to your parents?

I had quite the non-traditional upbringing. (insert "my childhood" speech by Dr. Evil here) There was no money in my household growing up. the mere presence of my brother and I in the room was enough to propel our father into a violent fit of fist-flinging rage. My dad was low-educated, low-employed, high-tempered, high strung and generally unfocused anyway.

I have my own reasons for my dislike of children. I'm not going to hijack the thread.

 

[AlmostFunny]

I have 1 and I am stopping there. Wife had the tubes cut out.....woohoo!

**all i wanna do is Bang Bang Bang**

 

[Konigin]

At least three. I wouldn't want only one because being a only child would suck, and I wouldn't want two because there would be too much competition between them.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Children are pure evil. They impede the flow of life force thru your veins, stem the flow of money from Point A (job) to Point B (life-necessary and recreational activities) and generally serve to impede and unfocus your mental state.

that is all

I love it when you go off about children.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: AlmostFunny
I have 1 and I am stopping there. Wife had the tubes cut out.....woohoo!

**all i wanna do is Bang Bang Bang**

LMAO!!