Poll: How Many Drinks Would It Take Before You would Call Mike Tyson a Chickenhead?

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<<Police are investigating a claim that Mike Tyson punched a former boxer outside a nightclub after the man yelled at him and callled his companions 'chicken heads.'>>

Searching through my memory banks I can't recollect ANY time even in my worst state
when I would be capable of such an act.................:eek:
 

Baffler

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<< Enough That I Wouldn't Remember My First Day At the Hospital >>


nuff said....
 

Red Dawn

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I couldn't drink enough to call anyone a :"Chikenhead" What kind of retarded insult was that? The dude must have been punch drunk
 

dman

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Does he still have $$$? If so, that might be a good enough reason. Although, ethically, I couldn't do it (it just seems wrong). But, I *think* I could take some pain for a few weeks/months to get a few million in a lawsuit. Last I knew, calling someone a name wasn't a valid reason to assault the name caller.

Oh well, I'll never know, because I don't drink and it's doubtful I'll see Tyson in any place I would.



 

dman

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<< I wouldn't, he would probably mistake it for a 'yes'. >>



Wow, for some reason I didn't get that the first time... But, now that my brain cell started working again, good one! :):D
 

geno

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<< I couldn't drink enough to call anyone a :"Chikenhead" What kind of retarded insult was that? >>


Chickenhead means you suck on penises frequently ;) (that's putting it lightly)
 

Jejunum

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yah im stuipd enough to do that for free w/o alcohol just cauze someone challenged me too!
 

PG

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Ouch, what a moron.

That reminds me of a similar story from a few years ago. Does anyone remember the sprinter Ben Johnson? He won the 100 meter race in I think 1988 at the olympics, but got caught for steroids and lost his gold medal. He was freakin' huge and had muscles everywhere. Anyway, he was driving around in his Ferrari one day and a drunk pedestrian at a traffic light kicked in his door for no apparent reason!! Talk about stupid, Ben Johnson was a steroid freak so you had no chance in a fight, but what else could you do, RUN? Ha ha, that sure wouldn't work either.
I think the guy was lucky though and Mr. Johnson didn't kick the living crap out of him.



 

Cyberian

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<< no way..

he might bite my ear off

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Come on!! Who the hell is dumb enough to do that??
 

Shack70

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I'd do it with not drinks. Let's face it, if he hits you, you are gonna be one rich sucka! The trick is to make sure it's public :)
 

IGBT

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Don't worry about Mike, when he's outside the ring he only beats up girls. I hear he's very upset about his squeaky girl like voice. And likes to take his frustrations out on women. :)
 

bootymac

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as long as im on the phone, using my friends name :D and at least in another country, maybe 10 drinks :)
 

bigrash

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I'd do it with no drinks. anyone know where i can get cheap insurance for my ears?:D
 

Scarpozzi

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That dude is an animal. I don't know who's more psycho, him or O.J. Simpson.... But I place them both in the same department of being equally psycho and equally dangerous.