Poll: How many AT members have a MULLET?

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Keribeth

Senior member
Mar 28, 2001
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The FEM-mullet is abreed all its own.

Other names for the mullet :
The schlong, The soccer shocker, The waterfall, The sphinx, The sholo, The west-auckland waterfall (New Zeland), The ape-drape, The bilevel, The safety cut, Wrestlemania , Mud Flap Soccer-rocker, B&T (bridge and tunnel), Grand National, River cut (as in Colorado River), Party Fro, 10/90, Flow, Boz (as in Brian Bosworth), Hockey Player, Dirtstick, Guido, Schlong (short on the sides, long in back), Bi-Level, S&L crisis, Shag, Kentucky Waterfall, Dirt Monkey, Long Island Iced Tease, Neckwarmer, Camaro Cut, Ape Drape, SFLB (Short in Front,Long in Back - "sphil-be"), Sphinx, Butt-Rocker, Hack job, Squirrel Pelt, Lobster, Scorp (as in scorpion), Beaver Paddle, East Kentwood Hair, Shelfby, IROC Cut, Sho-Lo.
 

Colt45

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
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this reminds me of a song.
check out "Wesley Willis- Cut the mullet"
and while you at it get "wesley willis- i whupped batman's @ss"
these are good for a laugh.
 

Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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OH man, to my experience in this hick ass town I goto school in (It's really a hick town even though it has 40K+ people living here) mullets have nothing to do with 80s. There's a LOT of mullets going around.
 

robp

Senior member
Oct 9, 1999
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w00t, a mullet thread :)

Thanks for the comments about my site, but it isn't anywhere close to MulletsGalore.com, the best mullet site of them all.

ChrichtonsGirl, nope, no mullet on me. Never has been, never will be. God what an ugly haircut it is.

 

Fearlss1

Golden Member
Dec 28, 2000
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holy Cow balls Batman. Heeh this is crazyness.. plz help me..
Yes I have a mullet
./me ducks head and walks away in shame
-=nate293468 out O date
 

zbalat

Platinum Member
Oct 9, 1999
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fearlss1

I am not trying to be an ass, but could you explain to us why you wear a mullet? They were the thing in the 80's but so were parachute pants and I don't see those around today.



 

Aenygma

Platinum Member
Mar 21, 2001
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I had never heqrd of a mullet before... Kewl I learned my new thing for the day... Now I can go to bed.
 

RossGr

Diamond Member
Jan 11, 2000
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I have had a "mullet" before they were named, I will continue with my hair style inspite to the current trends, be trendy if you wish, I will continue to have my hair cut the way I want it cut.
 

Pooht

Senior member
Jan 22, 2001
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haha...this thread reminds me of the PowerPoint presentation me and some chick did for one of my classes on mullets....
 

TaylorD

Diamond Member
May 13, 2000
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I just want to clarify for people...
a mullet is business up top, party in the back. (short up top, long in the back)

Just because someone has long hair in the back DOES NOT qualify them for a mullet. I have heard people refer to other peoples hairdo's as mullets, when they definitely are not. You need the really short hair up top to complete the mullet formula ;) If all your hair is the same length, its definitely not a mullet.
 

JaiKnight

Senior member
Feb 6, 2000
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I never knew what a mullet was before, but now that I do and have seen the pictures.... AAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!! :D
 

Tauren

Diamond Member
Jan 30, 2001
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5 freakin' goobers said they are working on growing one! I hope for their sake they are just kidding.
 

robp

Senior member
Oct 9, 1999
478
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I must hold back from telling Red Dawn to cut his mullet...I don't want my ass kicked.