POLL: How long until Britney poses in Playboy?

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ScrewFace

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Well, some dude with way too much money offered Britney $17,000,000 to f*ck him but she said no. Do ya know why she said no? She just found out she's a lesbian (what a surprise that is, eh?)!:beer::disgust:
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: bunker
Close....
;)
If those are implants, she got ripped off...

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Again, B at best... and they make some wonderful push-ups in Hollywood...
 

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: guyver01
Never. She's not that kind of girl :p

Dude that girl will do whatever her agent tells her to do like the whore she is. Just as long as she thinks it will increase her popularity she would.

 

PanzerIV

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Dec 19, 2002
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As soon as her career begins to sputter (already beginning) and other opportunities as a washed up bubble gum pop star has been have dried up her clothes will hit the floor faster than a ferarri hits 0-60 mph!
 

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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I don't get it.

Why do people say she's a WHORE like that's a BAD thing?
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Actually since I doubt she gets paid to have sex, slut would be more appropriate.

IMO sluts are a GOOD thing!

Actually taking the difference between a slut and a bitch (A slut sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party but YOU) I would have to say she's a bitch.... ;)
 

Spooner

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Jan 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: ScrewFace
Well, some dude with way too much money offered Britney $17,000,000 to f*ck him but she said no. Do ya know why she said no? She just found out she's a lesbian (what a surprise that is, eh?)!:beer::disgust:
Um,yeah, dude, that's it
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You win the longest sig ever award. Do you really think we care about all that?
 

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I don't get it.

Why do people say she's a WHORE like that's a BAD thing?
rolleye.gif


Actually since I doubt she gets paid to have sex, slut would be more appropriate.

IMO sluts are a GOOD thing!

Actually taking the difference between a slut and a bitch (A slut sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party but YOU) I would have to say she's a bitch.... ;)

She hasn't slept with you yet?

Woah, you must have a high number..Last I heard she is serving 1265
 

sillymofo

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Aug 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Brutuskend I don't get it. Why do people say she's a WHORE like that's a BAD thing?
rolleye.gif
Actually since I doubt she gets paid to have sex, slut would be more appropriate. IMO sluts are a GOOD thing! Actually taking the difference between a slut and a bitch (A slut sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party but YOU) I would have to say she's a bitch.... ;)
She hasn't slept with you yet? Woah, you must have a high number..Last I heard she is serving 1265

Shiet... and I'm holding on to 120,723 ?
 
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Originally posted by: Spooner
Originally posted by: ScrewFace
Well, some dude with way too much money offered Britney $17,000,000 to f*ck him but she said no. Do ya know why she said no? She just found out she's a lesbian (what a surprise that is, eh?)!:beer::disgust:
Um,yeah, dude, that's it
rolleye.gif


You win the longest sig ever award. Do you really think we care about all that?

There's this thing called the "My System Rigs Page" ... USE IT

- M4H
 

rh71

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People are judging a person by what the media is feeding to them... and I thought ATOT was better than that...

Demi Moore isn't a slut/whore/skank, is she ?
 

Ynog

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Oct 9, 2002
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I don't think she will do it because she thinks she is better than it.

However if she does it, it will be at a point when we don't care anymore, or when
she had aged to the point where everyone is like, well this is nice, but if you had done
this 10-15 years ago when you were still looking hot.


Obviously this is 10-15 years in the future.
 

Walleye

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Dec 1, 2002
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I'd post the pictures of the girl i think is hotter, but... the mods took offense to it last time i did.
 

Lager

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Britney has too much class to be posing for Playboy. She has enough money to buy Playboy if she wanted. She isn't slutty, she just likes to show her toned body and her sexy style. It's her way of expressing herself.

She is a beauty, Timberlake lost a great girl (because he's gay).
 

Walleye

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Dec 1, 2002
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Originally posted by: lager
Britney has too much class to be posing for Playboy. She has enough money to buy Playboy if she wanted. She isn't slutty, she just likes to show her toned body and her sexy style. It's her way of expressing herself.

She is a beauty, Timberlake lost a great girl (because he's gay).

i dont think you realize how BIG playboy is.

and how many "classy" girls have posed in it.

and Britney is by no means classy.
 

Miramonti

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Aug 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: lager
Britney has too much class to be posing for Playboy. She has enough money to buy Playboy if she wanted. She isn't slutty, she just likes to show her toned body and her sexy style. It's her way of expressing herself. She is a beauty, Timberlake lost a great girl (because he's gay).

Are you joking? She can't sing and her music sucks so she's pimping her t's and a so she can remain in the spotlight. Its evident more and more as her poses have gotten increasingly suggesting and unclothed. She has absolutely NO CLASS.

Her career now is of a pure trailor trash tramp (even if the trailer is worth a few mill. :))