Poll: How intelligent are you ?

[gittyup]

Smart enough!

 

[Vikaden]

Im so-so in book smarts but i have alot of common sense, i dont ask stupid questions like the example below:

Neighbor: So, what are you doing, moving?

Me: No you fsckin retard i just like to pack my sh!t up and drive around for few hours and come back and unpack it.

 

[SuperSix]

I am dumb as a rock..

 

[BigSmooth]

Hey, I'm edumacated!

 

[Engine]

I am so smart...
I am so smart...
S M R T

Edit:
Gah! I can't read, either. Someone already posted the Homer quote

 

[BDawg]

Bad spellers of the world, U-N-T-I-E!!!

 

[iamwiz82]

i just got a 153 at this site. I dunno how reliable it is, though.

 

[Missus]

<<Bad spellers of the world, U-N-T-I-E!!! >>

LOL

Can ei bee ay chartur mimbur???

 

[BurnItDwn]

I am a pirate

i am very very smart

also i am an idiot

yar.isevil.org

 

[Raspewtin]

I am Dexter, Boy Geeenniuuuss!

 

[KameLeon]

Uhhhh..Can you repeat the question please?

 

[Gatsby]

Not very..

Gatsby - 706

 

[Azraele]

Think I'm relatively intelligent. My strengths are in language and comprehension, my weakness is math and physics. I'm a bit naive when it comes to street smarts, but I learn fast.

 

[divinemartyr]

157 I.Q. - Top .5% of the population.

Took another test when I worked for a large company that did intelligence profile testing and it ranked me at above at least 98% of the population but was unable to determine beyond that.

dm

 

[Mister T]

Here is my question:

Given a sample of say 100 people, how would you determine who is smartest or most intelligent?

 

[thebestMAX]

I am a f*rt smeller, erh, smart feller.

 

[ArkAoss]

hey my girl friend told me that I'm einstien.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I.Q.: 154
Which, of course, doesn't mean a damn thing. I like to say that I'm intelligent but not smart since I tend toward laziness and usually do the minimum to get by in school. (Of course I define &quot;getting by&quot; to be a &quot;B+&quot; average.)

Zenmervolt

 

[flippinfleck]

Smart enough not to reply to a post asking about my inteligence. DOH!

 

[TheVrolok]

I've got an IQ of 173, but I don't apply myself at all, I have terrible study habits, and am very lax about most school efforts. So all in all, I don't think I'm that smart.

 

[MegalodoN]

Allow myself to introduce.....myself...

 

[vi edit]

I've been called a smart ass on more than one occasion. Does that mean anything?

 

[thebestMAX]

To all you people with high IQs:

It is only due to the dumbing down of American and the easier tests.

Dont go all crazy here on me now.

 

[poop]

Any IQ test is inherently flawed, as it favors people like those who made the test.

So if I made an IQ test, someone more like me would score much higher than people unlike me. That is why white people used to think they had proof that white people were smarter. Some crusty white guys made up a test, then administered it to people of vairous ethnicities. Guess what, the white people generally scored the best.