Poll : How big a Dumb@ss Am I , or , How to kill a P3 using none of your available brain cells

Slacker

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Step right up and cast your vote, I was tinkering around with my alpha pal35t, I flipped tha fan around to blow air on to the heatsink and I REMOVED THE SHROUD AND FASTENED THE FAN ON GOOD AND TIGHT, some of you already know what happened, the shroud is also a spacer, when I removed it and tightened the screws, they went all the way through the heatsink, AND IN TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF MY P3 700 CB0! Dumbass, Dumbass, Dumbass it took a while to figure out why my computer would not boot, finally I took the hs/fan off and removed my p3, I almost cried (o.k. I did cry, but only for a few minutes) when I saw what I had done, at each of the four corners of the cpu there were bright shiny round marks where the screws had gouged the surface of the chip, the green coating is gone and the metal is showing through :( I was cursing and whining and moaning the whole time while I was putting it back together, PRAYING, that it would boot, even if it wouldnt overclock anymore, just please let it boot!
Well, I did get it back together and so far it is running fine at 933, I ran 3dmark 2000 , and a few apps, no weird stuff yet, this is the stupidest thing I have ever done to a computer, cast your vote and give me a good swift kick in the @ss while your at it.
 
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*whack**Whack* *Oooh Ouch*..

Bad boy ..bad bad boy.. come here.. you need more spanking..

you are one lucky dog.
 

AndrewR

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I sell you that fine CPU, and you promptly attempt to destroy it? What is wrong with you, man! :D

Glad to hear everything is ok so far. Good thing because I sincerely doubt that Intel will do warranty service on a PIII with holes in it. :frown:
 

Slacker

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I just read your e-mail Andrew, I was getting to reply with a link to this thread :)

O.K. , It is back at 960 now and everything seems fine, I will be watching it very closely for the next few months :D
Did you vote in the poll Andrew?



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Poll results so far,

Your not a dumb@ss
0 (votes) 0.00 (%)
You are a dumb@ss no soup for you
0 (votes) 0.00 (%)
Major dumb@ss, step away from the computer NOW!
1 (votes) 14.29 (%)
If I could smack you from here I would, dumb@ss
5 (votes) 71.43 (%)
HA ha , A bigger dumb@ss than the last guy who was the biggest dumb@ss in history
1 (votes) 14.29 (%) OUCH, THAT HURTS ;)
 

Wulf

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IF its running rc5 your not a dumb*ss. If you arent, you really should give that cpu to me and run a cel 300a until you are worthy ;).
 

Slacker

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Been on the job for 530 days, 508,000 blocks tested so far, working on breaking a thousand per day overall average :)

Hey wulf, did you get the memory I sent you? sent it out on monday.
 

Wulf

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Oct 9, 1999
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I got it today actually. Thanks, Ill have 2 more nodes up this weekend if I have enough time :).
 

GT1999

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Yeah, Wulf is right, you should really run RC5 on that CPU for a couple weeks JUST to make sure it's stable . . . ;)

If it's @ 933 just hope it stays there for a while. Close call.

Btw, I voted. :)
 

Slacker

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O.k. it has been running all night and didnt die yet

Results

Your not a dumb@ss <<< :) Thanks!
4 (votes) 12.12 (%)
You are a dumb@ss no soup for you
4 (votes) 12.12 (%)
Major dumb@ss, step away from the computer NOW! <<< The current leading oppinion :(
9 (votes) 27.27 (%)
If I could smack you from here I would, dumb@ss
8 (votes) 24.24 (%)
HA ha , A bigger dumb@ss than the last guy who was the biggest dumb@ss in history
8 (votes) 24.24 (%) <<< Ouch, that hurts ;)

 

Slacker

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O.K. I added You are one LUCKY dumb@ss to the poll


Still going strong at 960 , been playing lots of Q3 , and it has not been turned of since 11:00 p.m. friday evening :)

I consider myself to be very lucky indeed :) I was sure that having those four screws in contact with the leads that go to the pins would fry it, I guess that maybe the alpha pal35t does not conduct electricity?

on a p3, the chip is very small in the center of a circuit board, the pins are spread out across the board that the chip is mounted on, even if I didnt short pins from one screw to another, I must have shorted pins just from the contact area of each individual screw, I guess whatever pins got shorted were not ones that were capable of frying the chip :)

 

Slacker

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Hmmmmm.... Upgrade, must upgrade...... wait a minute!, I just got this chip one week ago :)
 

Kill_Phil

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it probably dissipates heat BETTER now, hehe.. try poking a few more holes, maby youll hit 1ghz.. oh yeah.. NO SOUP FOR THE DUMB@SS =P