POLL: Hilton sisters

[gshock888]

i'm bored

 

[virtuamike]

Simultaneously.

 

[nageov3t]

I think that Nicky Hilton is kinda pretty, whereas Paris Hilton is an ugly, over-tanned, busted-up-face, skank.

 

[xEDIT409]

the sisters

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Simultaneously.

Exactly...

It might be fun to put on a blindfold, and try to pick which sister you were doing at that moment by feel... :Q

 

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Simultaneously.

Exactly...

It might be fun to put on a blindfold, and try to pick which sister you were doing at that moment by feel... :Q

Like Jedi, only raunchier.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409

the sisters

hahahaha!!!

that is the most airbrushed, touched up photo I have ever seen. One would think that if they were gonna go to all the trouble fixing up that photo, they would have at least given them some breasts!

 

[gshock888]

i'd still hit it

besides i want to be the next kevin federline. britney is poor compared to the sisters

here's my plan of attack

hilton sisters --> olsen twins --> duff or lohan --> then when michael douglas is incapacitated from old age, catherine zeta jones --> jessica alba

 

[Jeff7181]

At this point, my standards aren't all that high... both of them are WELL within the "doable range."

 

[pepo]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409

the sisters

Sweeet.

Bump

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409

the sisters

:thumbsdown:

 

[Sheepathon]

Both, so you could make yourself a gonorrhea sandwich?

 

[yukichigai]

They were both hotter before plastic surgery. Way hotter. Now they look like trailer trash.

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409

the sisters

They are so similar... Are they sisters?

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I think that Nicky Hilton is kinda pretty, whereas Paris Hilton is an ugly, over-tanned, busted-up-face, skank.

Kinda what he said. I still like some girls that I know more than those two..

 

[Kelemvor]

I don't see how anyone can find Paris Hilton attractive. Have you looked at her face? Ick.

 

[gshock888]

she's rich! and has boobs and ass. good enough for me!

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Simultaneously, anally, bitin them in the back of the neck, slapping 'em in the ass with a porkchop.

Fixed.

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Simultaneously, anally, bitin them in the back of the neck, slapping 'em in the ass with a porkchop.

Fixed.

:Q:Q

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I think that Nicky Hilton is kinda pretty, whereas Paris Hilton is an ugly, over-tanned, busted-up-face, skank.

But we all know Paris isn't above going face to face with the one eye monster, making out with girls and would probably be willing to try anything once.

 

[akubi]

that's hot

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: loki8481
I think that Nicky Hilton is kinda pretty, whereas Paris Hilton is an ugly, over-tanned, busted-up-face, skank.

But we all know Paris isn't above going face to face with the one eye monster, making out with girls and would probably be willing to try anything once.

cool. i'm a part of anything. i'm in line then... no?

 

[FoBoT]

which STD's do they each have?

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
which STD's do they each have?

e) All of the above.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I am honestly stumped how anyone could say Nicky Hilton is prettier than Paris, strictly from an aesthetic standpoint. Nicky is decent, but Paris has a gorgeous, gorgeous face and a killer body (albeit a hair too skinny for my personal taste). I know a lot of you are bothered by her trashiness (I felt the same way when I was young and foolish!), but I see it as a plus, not a negative.