POLL: Have you ever slapped another man's butt?

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Ryan

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Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Ryan
I played football for many years - and not once did I touch someone elses butt, nor did they touch mine :(

I was the center from 7th-12th grade. And I didn't wear a cup.

Well - obviously you go lots of hand action! The real question is - did you like it? :eek:
 

xSkyDrAx

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Originally posted by: shud
When someone is bending over unsuspecting, male or female, you should take it upon yourself to smack them as hard as you possibly can. Hilarity is soon to ensue.

QFT

and yes.
 

BigJ

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Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Ryan
I played football for many years - and not once did I touch someone elses butt, nor did they touch mine :(

I was the center from 7th-12th grade. And I didn't wear a cup.

Well - obviously you go lots of hand action! The real question is - did you like it? :eek:

Haha. I was indifferent about it. A cup got in the way of pulling, interfered with the speed of my snap, and my stance. So it had to go. Although there were a few times where the quarterback pulled out early and I hit myself hard in the nuts.

And by pulled out early, I mean withdrew his hands early ;)
 

Ryan

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Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Ryan
I played football for many years - and not once did I touch someone elses butt, nor did they touch mine :(

I was the center from 7th-12th grade. And I didn't wear a cup.

Well - obviously you go lots of hand action! The real question is - did you like it? :eek:

Haha. I was indifferent about it. A cup got in the way of pulling, interfered with the speed of my snap, and my stance. So it had to go. Although there were a few times where the quarterback pulled out early and I hit myself hard in the nuts.

And by pulled out early, I mean withdrew his hands early ;)
Suurrrrreeee - don't worry, you can admit that you like playing "football" with your own personal "quarterback" :p

lol ;)
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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yes, with a stick too... hockey stick... he didn't mind. :shocked:
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Yes.

If you squeeze really hard it feels just like a girl's butt.

Squeeze my ass and I'll punch you in the face.

No, I've never slapped a guy's butt...under any circumstance.
 

TitanDiddly

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Dec 8, 2003
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Yep, all the time. My floor has community showers- but all the butt-slapping goes on with clothes on. In order for the community shower thing to work, we have to be comfortable with each other- but not that comfortable.

Cue the gay jokes from those who are insecure about themselves.
 

abc

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Nov 26, 1999
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do soccer cricket rugby players overseas tap that ass? i don't think so... only America
 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: shud
When someone is bending over unsuspecting, male or female, you should take it upon yourself to smack them as hard as you possibly can. Hilarity is soon to ensue.



oh yeah.


also see "goose the moose".
 

Gamingphreek

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A lot of guys do this. I never do it, most of the time me and my buddies, when playing/practicing sports, will just give a high five or something.

-Kevin