Poll: have you ever called anyone an old fart?

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Mday

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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just wondering

i have a feeling some will say no, and then call me an old fart.
 
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WombatWoman

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Feb 19, 2000
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My late father-in-law called himself an old fart, but I could never bring myself to describe him in that fashion. He was tickled when I called him a hoser geezer, though (he was Canadian.)
 
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etech

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Hell, I am an old fart now, so watch out you young, wet behind the ears, whippersnappers. The older I get the more fun it is to drive slowly in the left lane just to tick you off. ;)
 
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compuwiz1

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Oct 9, 1999
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There is a member here by the handle of Oldfart. I call him that all the time. :p
 
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BA

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Dec 3, 1999
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LOB-I fart in your general direction

"The older I get the more fun it is to drive slowly in the left lane just to tick you off. "

So if that amuses me when I'm 19, how slow will I be driving when I'm 80?
 
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Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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"So if that amuses me when I'm 19, how slow will I be driving when I'm 80?"

By then you will have mastered the fine art of finding another old fart to drive in sychronazation with thus tying up both lanes.
 
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Chelm

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Oct 11, 1999
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hehe we do that on road trips, eventually one person wusses out and lets the extremely angry drivers pass us.
 
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Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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I get called old by several of the younger members here, who obviously have a death wish. ;) I call my stepfather one, because he is. Actually, he is a grumpy old (insert profanity here) but Christmas is coming, so I have to be nice. :D
 
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UG

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Oct 9, 1999
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The only ol' farts I know are prescribed Beano by their doctors.

The only ol' fart I know of that I don't know is Harvey. ;)

 
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