***POLL*** Has being an exterminator ever helped you get lucky?

Nebor

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Jun 24, 2003
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Have you ever helped kill an insect or bug in a girl/guy's apartment, and they repaid you in a very good way?
 

Haha, I'll give ya a 6/10. Ask Sryinger, ATOT's resident Terminix man.
 

I would make a "has being a parody post maker ever helped you get lucky", but it's lame enough already.
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: jumpr
Haha, I'll give ya a 6/10.

My personal assessment over AIM w/ brad was a 5/10. So it looks like I've accomplished my goal!
 

Freejack2

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Dec 31, 2000
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Oh yeah like dude there was like this one time when this totally hot chick like called me to the bedroom to kill a spider. I like killed it for her and she was like totally thanking me with like hot sex dude! I like roxored her soxors.
Yeah man I'm such a stud.

NOT! :p

While the wife is thankful when I kill the scary spiders it has no direct correlation to sex. :p
 

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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being a exterminator ever get you laid? (Total Votes: 9)
Yes
No
I need to finish the story... still.
 

brigden

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Dec 22, 2002
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Originally posted by: Syringer
being a exterminator ever get you laid? (Total Votes: 9)
Yes
No
I need to finish the story... still.

You're 14, aren't you?
 

brigden

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Dec 22, 2002
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Syringer:

Two jumps in a week
I bet you think that's pretty clever don't you boy?
Flying on your motorcycle,
Watching all the ground beneath you drop
You'd kill yourself for recognition,
Kill yourself to never ever stop
You broke another mirror,
You're turning into something you are not

Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry

Drying up in conversation,
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces,
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
They're the ones who'll hate you
When you think you've got the world all sussed out
They're the ones who'll spit at you,
You will be the one screaming out

Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry

It's the best thing that you ever had,
The best thing that you ever, ever had
It's the best thing that you ever had,
The best thing you ever had has gone away