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Ameesh

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Well, I know two families that make the male family members sit while peeing. Just thought that I would ask.
How exactly do they make the males sit??

Anyways, i shared a cell with an older guy a long time ago, and he had prostate cancer or something... it would take him FOREVER to pee... so he would sit. LOL he use to get excited when it finally came out.
a cell? were you in prison?
 

loup garou

Lifer
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Originally posted by: BillGates
I always sit unless I'm somewhere that has a urinal. Some of us have girlfriends who don't appreciate piss all over the toilet and floor. Plus you can't read whilst standing and peeing.
...and some of us also have girlfriends and aren't too lazy to raise and lower the seat and can aim.
 

pennylane

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Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: BillGates
I always sit unless I'm somewhere that has a urinal. Some of us have girlfriends who don't appreciate piss all over the toilet and floor. Plus you can't read whilst standing and peeing.
...and some of us also have girlfriends and aren't too lazy to raise and lower the seat and can aim.
and can clean up when they're drunk or sleepy.
 

Ness

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Well, I know two families that make the male family members sit while peeing. Just thought that I would ask.
How exactly do they make the males sit??

Anyways, i shared a cell with an older guy a long time ago, and he had prostate cancer or something... it would take him FOREVER to pee... so he would sit. LOL he use to get excited when it finally came out.
a cell? were you in prison?


No, he was in Kansas...

...

... seriously... there are two places you'd find a cell, a nut house and the big house. You got a 50/50 chance assuming it's a prison. Don't act so shocked. Something like 1 our of every 8 people do some time or something, there are 2353462563256 people on AT, I think the odds are pretty good we got one or two of them.
 

aircooled

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Oct 10, 2000
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what about when you dream you are peeing, it really feels like you are peeing, and suddenly you wake up and you are peeing... :Q
 

dighn

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Originally posted by: Lizardman
wtf is I like tub girl?
leave it alone. you may get somebody banned.

if you really wanna know... well there's always google (with the proper spelling)
 

BillGates

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Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: BillGates
I always sit unless I'm somewhere that has a urinal. Some of us have girlfriends who don't appreciate piss all over the toilet and floor. Plus you can't read whilst standing and peeing.
...and some of us also have girlfriends and aren't too lazy to raise and lower the seat and can aim.
Aiming is one thing but I don't think that anybody has control over all of the piss water, both visible and invisible, that splashes all over the place.
 

mithrandir2001

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Sit to pee only if you are crapping at the same time. Like when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you've gotta piss like a racehorse and dump the beer shits at the same time.
 

PoPPeR

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Oct 9, 2002
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is tub girl "bathtubgirl" or that really disgusting pic that is now forever stuck in my head?

Thats what I said. He was like, "Well, what do you do when you take a crap?"

Then you sit down... actually, some people can crap standing up
 

kazamobah

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Aug 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: BillGates

Aiming is one thing but I don't think that anybody has control over all of the piss water, both visible and invisible, that splashes all over the place.
I do. I shoot it in the area of the bowl with out water.*




*You may or may not be able to do this depending on the shape of your toilet bowl. I'm no toilet expert.
 

Yax

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Feb 11, 2003
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Wow, the mods let you mention that name. tubthingy. If I try it, the'd put me on vacation.:|
 

PoPPeR

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Oct 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Wow, the mods let you mention that name. tubthingy. If I try it, the'd put me on vacation.:|
me? If i said the name, my bad, I haven't heard of it till now

 

DrPizza

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At home, sit.... I don't want splashing of urine/water on the walls. (no, it's not bad aim... dead center in the water and it's still going to splash out of the toilet a little bit.)
Elsewhere: stand. I don't want to catch something from someone.
 

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