*POLL* GUYS - do you get your nails done?

[MichaelD]

I do and I like the results. Now, before we get into name calling here; I'm talking about a MANICURE. This doesn't include putting COLORED nail polish on, along with matching makeup and women's clothing!

NAILS, strictly nails.

My girlfriend manicures my nails twice a month. Cuts the nails, pushes back/trims the cuticles, etc. I hate long nails on men. I used to cut my own nails very short. My GF hates short-short nails...so one day she said "next time you cut your nails, let me do it for you!"

I do, however, opt-out on the clear nail polish. I know it's the "finishing touch" but it makes me feel "unmanly."

But anyway, I get it done for free; who am I to look the Gift Horse in the mouth, huh?

Personally, I like the way my nails look...neat and clean. But then, I'm a very clean-cut type of guy. No goatee and a mullet to be found here, buddy!

So, pick your answer from the poll above.

 

[Mani]

bench grinder here.

 

[stev0]

gf wants to, but it will always be the bench grinder for me

 

[cherrytwist]

when did I stumble into the AVON forum?

 

[Electric Amish]

I don't have the time or the wantfor something like that...

I just cut my nails whenever I get a chance. I always file them after cutting, tho.

amish

 

[amdskip]

I just tear them and when school is in session or my nerves are going, they are extremely short.

 

[Rallispec]

nope.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Oh yes, I get them done at the same time I get my bikini wax.


This is a joke, right?

 

[Moonbeam]

No I just use as they come from the hardware store.

 

[Mister T]

nope, I use a nail clipper.

My GF does have an ear cleaning fetish... she is always trying to clean my ears.
I can't wait until she starts picking my nose for me too

 

[trmiv]

I'm lucky if I remember to trim them on a regular basis. So, no.

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: Mister T
nope, I use a nail clipper.

My GF does have an ear cleaning fetish... she is always trying to clean my ears.
I can't wait until she starts picking my nose for me too

Join the club! My wife wants to clean my ears... my response is always the same: I can clean my own ears, woman! I just choose to have spuds growing out of them!

 

[stev0]

I can't wait until she starts picking my nose for me too

rofl!!!

 

[RossMAN]

I'd get a facial before I got my nails done.

Just go outside and clip 'em, done in 2 minutes.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
when did I stumble into the AVON forum?

It's not about cosmetics; it's about personal hygeine. Stinky boy.

 

[Keego]

I eat my nails. My GF wanted to paint my nails blue. I didn't let her.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
when did I stumble into the AVON forum?

It's not about cosmetics; it's about personal hygeine. Stinky boy.

maybe you should use this

 

[Mucman]

One hand I keep trim and clean... the other hand has about 1/2 - 2/3 centimeters of the white nail part grown out. I keep them clean with a file and put Witchcraft on em to keep em tough... No I don't sniff crack! It's for playing classical guitar

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: Mucman
One hand I keep trim and clean... the other hand has about 1/2 - 2/3 centimeters of the white nail part grown out. I keep them clean with a file and put Witchcraft on em to keep em tough... No I don't sniff crack! It's for playing classical guitar

sure you dont... i've seen you hide that crack pipe when we walk in the room.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
when did I stumble into the AVON forum?

It's not about cosmetics; it's about personal hygeine. Stinky boy.

maybe you should use this

Actually on the days I get that "not so fresh feeling" I prefer to douche with a water/vinegar/attar mix. Thanks, though.

 

[Ameesh]

i get a pedicure twice a year, its worth it. and its easy and nice. i highly reccomend it. ive never had a manicure

 

[stev0]

Actually on the days I get that "not so fresh feeling" I prefer to douche with a water/vinegar/attar mix. Thanks, though.

. . . .well.....:disgust:

 

[Mucman]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: Mucman
One hand I keep trim and clean... the other hand has about 1/2 - 2/3 centimeters of the white nail part grown out. I keep them clean with a file and put Witchcraft on em to keep em tough... No I don't sniff crack! It's for playing classical guitar

sure you dont... i've seen you hide that crack pipe when we walk in the room.

Uhh... what were you doing in my room? :Q

 

[Ryan]

geeze, this is more gay than my "Do you pluck your eyebrows" thread.

BTW - I bite mine off.

 

[bacillus]

I cut my nails with a bench grinder!