Poll: God or Dick Cheney

[User1001]

who would you vote for

 

[Ameesh]

kill myself

 

[booger711]

God

 

[bradruth]

😕

 

[fredtam]

You think Cheney is bad? Have you read the bible?

 

[User1001]

Everyone seems to miss the point of my thread
Edit: Ok fine, the intent

 

[fredtam]

There is no point to your thread.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: fredtam
You think Cheney is bad? Have you read the bible?

bahahahahahahahaha

 

[Anubis]

neither of them exist

 

[Yossarian]

does god make you sign anything before you can attend one of his campaign events?

 

[T2T III]

P&N, my friend. Or, should I say Politics and Religion?

 

[Chu]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
does god make you sign anything before you can attend one of his campaign events?

It's called communion, biatch.

 

[Perknose]

Tough choice. God's much older but in far better physical condition.

Cheney has far more influence in Washington, however.

John McCain, Max Cleland, now Kerry . . . can you imagine the smear campaign if God had the temerity to run against the Republicans:

Abraham claims God ordered Mob style contract killing of his son!

God's liberal hippy son Jesus crucifed on Capitol Hill for meddling in Mid-East politics!

Swift Angel Veterans for Truth expose lurid Genesis cost overruns -- Earth supposed to be finished in four days -- Many women subsequently born with underspec breasts! -- Should have been outsourced to the private sector says Bush!

"Holy Ghost shadowy presence unaccountable to anyone", trumpets Rush Limbaugh in exclusive expose!

Ann Coulter's new book, Immaculate Conception My Ass reaches No.1 rank on Amazon!

 

[LordMorpheus]

"cheney's pacemaker fails when struck by lighting from clear blue sky."

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
"cheney's pacemaker fails when struck by lighting from clear blue sky."

:thumbsup:

god could always bring up during a debate

"dick.... i know what you did under thoes sheets when you were 13..."

 

[User1001]

I suck at parody threads

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: User1001
I suck at everything.

Fixed that for ya.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: User1001
Everyone seems to miss the point of my thread
Edit: Ok fine, the intent

Please clarify your intent, as I have no idea WTF you're trying to get across.

 

[So]

God has the greatest murder toll in history, 100% of people who have ever died.

Who has Cheney killed?

I'd bote Cheney / Jesus in '08

 

[Ilmater]

Cheney. If Bush wins, I don't want a figment of your imagination being the only thing helping him run the country and presiding over the Senate.

 

[User1001]

Just to clarify I don't like bush or cheney.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
kill myself

 

[eigen]

I choose Odin.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: User1001
Just to clarify I don't like bush or cheney.

WHOA!!! NO WAY!!!

Post this in P&N. Your worthless thread managed to waste some of my time. Please waste no more.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

cheeny is a dick but at least he shows up every now and then