POLL: Gandalf vs Yoda

[codeyf]

Figured I'd make a seperate one so as not to distract from the episodes 7-9 argument.....

 

[cjchaps]

Gandalf would sodomize Yoda with his "pole" of power.

 

[MichaelD]

Little midget Yoda would open a Galactic Size Can of Super Whoop Ass on Gandalf...not even in the same league!

 

[Deeko]

gandalf

 

[SaltBoy]

Holy REPOST Batman!

 

[codeyf]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Holy REPOST Batman!

Batman is not a choice. Silly rabbit!!

That post lacks a "poll".

 

[notfred]

Gandalf commands an army of men on horseback armed w/ swords and bows.

Yoda controls a clone army w/ body armor, and laser rifles that is transported aboard missle-equipped aircraft.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: notfred
Gandalf commands an army of men on horseback armed w/ swords and bows.

Yoda controls a clone army w/ body armor, and laser rifles that is transported aboard missle-equipped aircraft.

And you control your bladder..at times!

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: notfred
Gandalf commands an army of men on horseback armed w/ swords and bows.

Yoda controls a clone army w/ body armor, and laser rifles that is transported aboard missle-equipped aircraft.

And you control your bladder..at times!

Yes, I am a bladder master.

 

[kami]

I'm having the strangest sense of Deja vu....

Gandalf would win though.

Tolkien at no point defines what the limits of Gandalf's magic were. As a Maia, he had many natural abilities that would seem magical to mortal races, but he also had a great store of knowledge of more 'mechanical' magic, worked through spells and incantations, and especially through the agency of his staff. It is clear that he had far greater power, especially after his return as Gandalf the White, than he ever displayed in Middle-earth.
His magical powers seem to be particularly associated with fire, a fact that is perhaps related to the Ring of Fire, Narya, that he bore.

 

[TuxDave]

(my opinions are based only on the movies, not the books cuz I never read them)

YODA!!!!! Yoda can take dark lightning bolts and toss them around. I have yet to see Gandalf do anything except do some shoving at a distance. Where's the fireballs and magic missiles???

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: notfred
Gandalf commands an army of men on horseback armed w/ swords and bows.

Yoda controls a clone army w/ body armor, and laser rifles that is transported aboard missle-equipped aircraft.

And you control your bladder..at times!

Yes, I am a bladder master.

is that why you wear the face mask, in case one of your bladder underlings gets away from momentarily?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: notfred
Gandalf commands an army of men on horseback armed w/ swords and bows.

Yoda controls a clone army w/ body armor, and laser rifles that is transported aboard missle-equipped aircraft.

And you control your bladder..at times!

Yes, I am a bladder master.

Well that Depends

 

[Dedpuhl]

Gandalf is a god-like being. Yoda is a creature manipulating the force.


Gandalf would smote his ruin on the hut

 

[loup garou]

Dumbledore!

 

[codeyf]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: notfred
Gandalf commands an army of men on horseback armed w/ swords and bows.

Yoda controls a clone army w/ body armor, and laser rifles that is transported aboard missle-equipped aircraft.

And you control your bladder..at times!

Yes, I am a bladder master.

New option added.

 

[Spac3d]

 

[PraetorianGuards]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Little midget Yoda would open a Galactic Size Can of Super Whoop Ass on Gandalf...not even in the same league!

 

[Wolfsraider]

i put leia over the top for a better view

 

[codeyf]

Originally posted by: Wolfsraider
i put leia over the top for a better view

Of course, I am referring to the Carrie Fischer body circa 70's/80's, not the current

 

[dabuddha]

yoda by far.

 

[Supermercado]

Yoda.

 

[BigJelly]

Yoda, hes old but fast as he!!. Gandolf is old and slow. Yoda would so win.

 

[Pastfinder]

Yoda will pick up Gandalf and throw him around the room: YODA YODA YODA!!!!

 

[Evadman]

Yoda owns.