- Oct 10, 1999
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There's this middle aged couple. The man is quite chubby, has a longish beard, wears a leather vest, drives a Harley, you know a stereotypical biker. The woman, well I think the name Sally Fields sums her up. Generally quiet, doesn't complain much, but she has very strong feelings about things that she usually pents up until she snaps. Overall, they love each other dearly.
They live in the middle of a major urban center in one of those cabin/hotel deals that were once more common. The interior is white! I kid you not, the floors, the walls, the ceiling, even the furniture(exquisite glossy luxurious leather) is white. They must have some kind of white fetish, for even their pet is white. Their pet, and the main conflict for the story, is a polar bear! [cut to scene..Feeding Time...]
What does a Polar bear eat? I don't really know, but every day this polar bear was given a couple guinee pigs as one of it's meals. Anyone whose been around guinee pigs knows that they are very cute and believe me when I say that their cuteness tugs at the emotional center of Sally Field's character's heart. On this days feeding, Sally Field's character reaches her limit. [...action!...]
Feeding time once again had commenced. As usual, Poly(the polar bear, pronounced pull 'ee)at first grabbed one of the 3 guinee pigs, but after pawing at it a little he let it go. It would be another 30 minutes or so before Poly would actually eat them, so in the meantime the guinee pigs would roam around the house. Well this day, one of the guinee pigs found a chalkboard brush under the couch that Sally Field's character was sitting in. Sally looks down and sees this guinee pig holding up this brush to her and it almost seems that the guinee pig is trying to make a deal for it's life! Suddenly the serene normal sounds of the household were interupted with a shockingnly sudden, "THAT'S IT!"
Next thing the man knows, Sally Field's character is wagging her finger in his face giving him an uncharacteristic earfull.
"It is NOT natural to have a polar bear as a pet! A polar bear SHOULD be roaming the wild in the Arctic, not living in a house in the big city, where it's hot, polluted, and noisy! Poly needs wide open spaces to survive, keeping him in this little house is cruel! I'm SICK and TIRED having Poly's food begging me for their lives, DAY in and DAY out! If YOU don't do something about this tomorrow, I'm calling the SPCA!!"
[...cut..print...]
WTF is this? You ask. This was the dream I had this morning. I woke up laughing out loud!
They live in the middle of a major urban center in one of those cabin/hotel deals that were once more common. The interior is white! I kid you not, the floors, the walls, the ceiling, even the furniture(exquisite glossy luxurious leather) is white. They must have some kind of white fetish, for even their pet is white. Their pet, and the main conflict for the story, is a polar bear! [cut to scene..Feeding Time...]
What does a Polar bear eat? I don't really know, but every day this polar bear was given a couple guinee pigs as one of it's meals. Anyone whose been around guinee pigs knows that they are very cute and believe me when I say that their cuteness tugs at the emotional center of Sally Field's character's heart. On this days feeding, Sally Field's character reaches her limit. [...action!...]
Feeding time once again had commenced. As usual, Poly(the polar bear, pronounced pull 'ee)at first grabbed one of the 3 guinee pigs, but after pawing at it a little he let it go. It would be another 30 minutes or so before Poly would actually eat them, so in the meantime the guinee pigs would roam around the house. Well this day, one of the guinee pigs found a chalkboard brush under the couch that Sally Field's character was sitting in. Sally looks down and sees this guinee pig holding up this brush to her and it almost seems that the guinee pig is trying to make a deal for it's life! Suddenly the serene normal sounds of the household were interupted with a shockingnly sudden, "THAT'S IT!"
Next thing the man knows, Sally Field's character is wagging her finger in his face giving him an uncharacteristic earfull.
"It is NOT natural to have a polar bear as a pet! A polar bear SHOULD be roaming the wild in the Arctic, not living in a house in the big city, where it's hot, polluted, and noisy! Poly needs wide open spaces to survive, keeping him in this little house is cruel! I'm SICK and TIRED having Poly's food begging me for their lives, DAY in and DAY out! If YOU don't do something about this tomorrow, I'm calling the SPCA!!"
[...cut..print...]
WTF is this? You ask. This was the dream I had this morning. I woke up laughing out loud!
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