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POLL: Fat & Rich or Normal wealth & hot body? (BONUS reading comprehension test;))

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Which would you rather be if you had to pick one? If you say fat we'll assume that you weigh about 350 lbs and you're absolutely forbidden to fluctuate by more than 10lbs from that weight (you can, if you like, take roids to replace 100 lbs of fat with muscle). You'll also have the health risks from that (especially if you do the roids route). In regards to richness we'll say that you pull in $5/million year, and you're guaranteed that until you die, adjusted for inflation.

If you pick the normal wealth & hot body you will have an income of $50k/year, until you die. It wil be adjusted for inflation. You don't have to workout, but you are healthy and although you don't look like a fitness model you look well above average with your clothes off.

CHOOSE!

BTW the first one sounds like kimble from kimble.org 😉

CLIFFS: YOU CANNOT LOSE THE WEIGHT IF YOU CHOOSE THE FAT ONE, AND YOU ALSO WILL ALWAYS BE HOT BODIED IF YOU CHOOSE THE HOT-BODY OPTION 😀
 
I'm 7'7... and since I'm absolutely forbidden to fluctuate 10 lbs either way--I think I'll choose FAT AND RICH 🙂

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When I clicked on this I thought it would be an easy choice, but after reading your rules and thinking...I'm not sure.

Realistically, the fat one could just get lyposuction. But at that weight....there would be serious skin stretching. Are we to assume the obese choice will also have health problems related to the weight?
 
Normal wealth & Hot body. My hot body will allow me to pick and choose women. And although my income can't fluctuate much, my highly educated hot wife can fill in the income gap, thus together we can be rich. Whoo hoo, I found the loophole!
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
When I clicked on this I thought it would be an easy choice, but after reading your rules and thinking...I'm not sure.

Realistically, the fat one could just get lyposuction. But at that weight....there would be serious skin stretching. Are we to assume the obese choice will also have health problems related to the weight?
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I think American Idol's Randy Jackson got some sort of surgery where he looks a lot thinner now... although his face still seems off with that body.
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Originally posted by: PingSpike
When I clicked on this I thought it would be an easy choice, but after reading your rules and thinking...I'm not sure.

Realistically, the fat one could just get lyposuction. But at that weight....there would be serious skin stretching. Are we to assume the obese choice will also have health problems related to the weight?
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Edited - you will inherit the health risks. You can get lypo if you want, but since you have to maintain the weight you'll need to put it on somewhere, whether it's calf implants or reverse-lypo on your ass or whatever.

 
Originally posted by: edro13
350 is just too much...
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Edited: Aw man, the rules the rules, my bad


It's never too much!! I'm sure if I were that fat (and in all honesty I am 5'7 haha)... and I had THAT much money... I would heavily invest in a personal chef, personal trainer, the best equipment and supplements (haha).. etc.

I would just see it in my best interest to do so... in order to live to enjoy my money... sure I'm guaranteed the money til I die... but when will I die is the question!! At that weight I could be gone the next day O_O


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Definitely the normal/hot option.

There's no reason anyone shouldn't be able to retire rich off of $50K a year, especially if it's adjusted for inflation & you're allowed to have a spouse/partner with income.

Viper GTS
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Definitely the normal/hot option.

There's no reason anyone shouldn't be able to retire rich off of $50K a year, especially if it's adjusted for inflation & you're allowed to have a spouse/partner with income.

Viper GTS
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If you play your cards right you can find the fat-choice person just before they die, and take their money too!
 
Normal and hot. 50k is enough for a comforable life, which is all I really want anyway. I wouldn't really lack anything I wanted with that choice when I think about it.

Although, I could stand to do a lot of good for other people with that 5 million a year. But hey, I'm selfish.
 
since the rules don't say anthing about "extracurricular" income, i'd take normal income and hot body
 
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