POLL: Dolphin vs. Killer Whale vs. Razor Tuna Fish - who would win?

[yllus]

Based on an actual 20-minute discussion I've had this evening. The way I see it, the dolphin with its pointy-nose bullet attack, superior intelligence and speed would relentlessly batter the whale and yet stay out of range. Eventually the whale tires, gives up and sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

The razor tuna fish is just a wildcard. Obviously you'd need a whole swarm to be effective.

Cast your vote; don't delay!

 

[eakers]

dolphin i think. they are fast.

 

[boyRacer]

flipper. with a young jessica alba.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Killer Whale...he can take both out with tuna net.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Killer Whale...he can take both out with tuna net.

Now where the hell would a Killer Whale get a tuna net from? DON'T TALK CRAZY. 😛

 

[Colt45]

coke, hands down

 

[Eli]

I don't think the dolphin would "tire" the whale. The whale would just lose interest and move on..

Besides.. Dolphins don't eat whales, last time I checked. 😛

 

[dighn]

dolphins armed with sonic blasters would pwn all, like in red alert 2

 

[Glitchny]

dolphins are known to kill killer wales that attack their group, they are very dangerous if angered

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Killer Whale...he can take both out with tuna net.

Now where the hell would a Killer Whale get a tuna net from? DON'T TALK CRAZY. 😛

Obviously a Killer Whale would get the tuna from the ocean, duh. 😛

 

[virtuamike]

Killer whale cuz size matters

 

[Bulk Beef]

Free Willy!!!

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possible euphemism

 

[Evadman]

Bruce Lee would kick all their asses with 2 arms and one leg tied behind his back.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Bruce Lee would kick all their asses with 2 arms and one leg tied behind his back.

Unless he can extract oxygen from water, they could just stay out of his reach until he runs out of breath.