I voted "I'm a male and I use a bed skirt." The bed looks like ass w/o a skirt on it. However, I DO NOT have the matching curtains!!! That's going overboard.
To me, a bed doesn't look right with these nice sheets, pillow cases and shams...with a hairy-ass boxspring with stains on it stickiing out. :Q
"Gee Mike, how'd you get chocolate syrup and lime jello stains on your boxspring?" Um, gee, look at the time? Shouldn't you be on your way????