POLL: Do you like meat?

[ManSnake]

Do you like meat?

 

[FoBoT]

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? "

 

[j00fek]

i like cow

 

[CKent]

Coming from a poster named ManSnake, I had to vote 'depends on what kind' :Q

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I foresee this thread ending badly

 

[Nyati13]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
I foresee this thread ending badly

Only if someone brings up alternater sized bulk meat.

 

[FoBoT]

are we talking bulk beef?

 

[supastar1568]

I love meat

 

[lokiju]

He loves the meat!!

 

[DaShen]

Not as much into red meat anymore. I will occassionally eat it though.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

It's whats for dinner!
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"The only way to solve the marijauna problem, is with a joint session of congress"

 

[archiloco]

red meat is friggin awesome!

 

[monk3y]

Definately love meat.

 

[krunchykrome]

I can't live without meat.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yes.

If god hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious meat.

 

[pontifex]

i voted yes, but only meat used for food, not the kind that you use for procreation.

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Do you like meat?

i would love to eat your meat...oh wait...

 

[Feldenak]

Denis Leary sums up my position on red meat fairly well (minus the smoking since I quit):

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fvcking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the same time. I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

I tried eating vegetarian. I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Brocolli?" Brocolli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, ok? When they ask me what I want, I say, "What do you think I want!? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now. Forget about that. Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!

Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-fvcking-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fvcking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fvcking cousin, get on the fvcking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows.

You will eat the meat folks, because this country was founded on two things. Meat, and war. You eat enough fvcking meat, you wanna kill somebody. That's the way it works. That was the ultimate American dream. During that Persian Gulf War, I was sitting in my living room, naked, with a can of Budweiser and a three inch steak watching the war, live, on TV. I had a six foot erection with a giant cheese burger on the end of it. I ate so much meat during the war that by the time the war was over three weeks later, I was like, "No no no. We need to keep fighting. Make a couple of stops on our way home from the Persian Gulf. First stop! Vietnam! Surprise the fvck out of those people, huh?" "You make a movie?" "Not this time, pal!"