Man there's this guy that sits opposite me in my office. You'd not believe how annoying this guy is. It's like he's trying to be annoying.
He uses really irritating phrases such as "To be honest with you" ALL the time. Sometimes beginning and ending a sentence with it. For example
"To be honest with you, I think we could just stick with two DLT tapes, to be honest with you".
GRRRR! Other things, like he's always late, and arrives 10 -> 15 minutes late every day in the morning or from lunch, but leaves right on the dot and gets all distressed if he runs into his own time.
He eats packets of sweets/whatever with annoying crinkly wrappings throughout the day...
The most annoying thing is he has this one squeeky shoe that he will not fix/replace. So wherever he goes you hear a thud/squeek/thud/squeek as he walks....
He's got a good heart, but I think he's just got some inherent annoying features that I'm positive he's not aware of. We've tried to subtelly make him aware of his annoying phrases, but he doesn't pick up on it...