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POLL: do you ever feel beautiful?

Originally posted by: thirtythree
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: cashman
Originally posted by: thirtythree
Originally posted by: Xiety
Do you touch yourself at night?
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not at night.
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Then when? :Q
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i dunn0, wh3n3ver ur m0m happens to emayl mo PICZZ y0!!!!


*runs away laughing hysterically*
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well, you amuse me at least. I thought I shot you though :s
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imma git mAh e-thugz to p0p a kizzap up y0 boutay cuz theyz got tha MAD gat d00d..................



OK, I'll stop now.
(No sleep: 28 hours and counting)
 
I voted yes. Not as beautiful as before I got ill and went thru 8 months of steroids which made me blow up. But I have a great face, proportioned shape and am just really nifty!!

hahahahaha!!
😉
 
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.
© 1956, 1957 Amberson Holdings LLC and Stephen Sondheim.
 
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