POLL Cats: Evil or Good

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Freejack2
Cats are cats. They don't know good or evil.

Apparently you have never seen the movie Cats and Dogs. I have a cat and realize that it is hoping to kill me one day, however, I do like the affection that I get in the mean time.

 

[jlee]

Cats are awesome.

My sister has a German Shepherd..beautiful dog, but he's too hyper..too loud..too big..leaves crap in the yard..has to be let out to leave said crap in the yard or he'll leave it in the house..etc.

Cats:
Keep the water dish full
Keep the food dish full
Empty the cat box
..and that's it.

 

[WhiteKnight]

I hate that commercial for cat food where you see the guy walking upstairs with the laundry and the cat following him with a dropped sock. That crap is so fake. Even if the cat picked up the sock, you can be damn sure that he'd be running off with it to put behind the couch or underneath something.

 

[Triumph]

I love cats, that's why I voted evil.

And what's a cat thread without cat pictures?

 

[pecel]

Cats sucks,
stupid animal.

Everytime there's a food, they'll do whatever it takes for the food.

DOG RULES !!!

 

[Spamela]

Originally posted by: pkananen
essential viewing for cat lovers and haters:

Oh my! Cats!

extremely funny!!!

i'm fine with cats as long as somebody else in the family
takes care of them.

 

[ohtwell]

I love cats! I can't wait till I can get another one.


: ) Amanda

 

[Vonkhan]

Cat lovers = sad, lonely losers :evil:

Dogs rule!!!

 

[WarCon]

Cats are independent, intelligent and cool. Dogs are cool too, but are much more dependent on you for their happiness and well-being.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Evil

 

[Lonyo]

Cats are sinisterly dark creatures bent on world domination - that rule.

That should be an option.

 

[MichaelD]

Cats are evil. Like children. That is all.

 

[microAmp]

Originally posted by: pkananen
essential viewing for cat lovers and haters:

Oh my! Cats!

Thanks for the video

 

[Cerb]

You ask whether good or evil, but only have various types of being evil.
I think we all know that cats are the best, but they are still evil, selfish little bastards.
They are just cute, cuddly, playful and lovable selfish evil bastards.

 

Cats rocks. They are not attention whores like dogs.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: MachFive

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Damn cat lovers...what the hell is wrong with you all! When will you learn that Cats are not 'evil'? They just have an extremely retarded look on their face. Dogs are better than Cats. That is all.



P.S - This isn't meant to piss anyone off, its just really late (early) and I am sick of Cat lovers.

I don't particularily like getting slobbered on by a 100 pound beast that's been inbred over the past 200 years.

It's why I don't particularily like dogs (but make exceptions), and why I don't go to bars.

Who says the dog has to be 100 pounds and slobber a lot? You have a warped view of dogs, and that is sad. I dunno, maybe its cause the guys I know who like cats but not dogs are strange, very strange. Im sorry a 100 pound dog is too much for you to handle. Take your pussy cats.

Just go ahead and say it: Guys who like cats but not dogs are fags, right?

The fact that dogs bark among other issues definitely does not make me want to own a dog. I love my cats dearly and am willing to put up with their own little quirks. If you don't like cats, fine with me, but don't pull this superior attitude out of your ass about how dogs are so much better. It's a personal preference, not some badge of uber-coolness if you own a dog and not a cat.

 

[Dudd]

I voted for the target practice, well, because it made me laugh. But, in a preemptive move against cat lovers, I think the thought of punting a small dog is hilarious as well, so I'm equal opportunity.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: MachFive

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Damn cat lovers...what the hell is wrong with you all! When will you learn that Cats are not 'evil'? They just have an extremely retarded look on their face. Dogs are better than Cats. That is all.



P.S - This isn't meant to piss anyone off, its just really late (early) and I am sick of Cat lovers.

I don't particularily like getting slobbered on by a 100 pound beast that's been inbred over the past 200 years.

It's why I don't particularily like dogs (but make exceptions), and why I don't go to bars.

Who says the dog has to be 100 pounds and slobber a lot? You have a warped view of dogs, and that is sad. I dunno, maybe its cause the guys I know who like cats but not dogs are strange, very strange. Im sorry a 100 pound dog is too much for you to handle. Take your pussy cats.

Just go ahead and say it: Guys who like cats but not dogs are fags, right?

The fact that dogs bark among other issues definitely does not make me want to own a dog. I love my cats dearly and am willing to put up with their own little quirks. If you don't like cats, fine with me, but don't pull this superior attitude out of your ass about how dogs are so much better. It's a personal preference, not some badge of uber-coolness if you own a dog and not a cat.

I didn't say it nor was I thinking it. Why would they be gay when both my sisters' boyfriends like cats more than dogs? Definitely not gay. When I mean strange, I mean just that. Not gay, but weird. That and maybe I think that cat owners/lovers feel elitist, or they think that Cats are the smartest damn animal in the world or that they are 'evil' which is just BS. "Oh look at my Kitty...hes so cute..look at that evil look in his eyes...he is bent on world domination I bet' NO YUOS! HES A FRICKIN' CAT! He can't comprehend the world.

P.S Seriously, Im not trying to piss you guys off, I love all animals a lot and even like cats, but not as much as dogs. I do have cat in my house too.

 

[DainBramaged]

I see that I needed to add another option to the poll. Now included, "Cats are sinisterly dark creatures bent on world domination. THEY OWN!"

 

[tk149]

Cool poll! Cats are just plain evil. But I don't think they're out for World Domination. They already own it.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Damn cat lovers...what the hell is wrong with you all! When will you learn that Cats are not 'evil'? They just have an extremely retarded look on their face. Dogs are better than Cats. That is all.

P.S - This isn't meant to piss anyone off, its just really late (early) and I am sick of Cat lovers.

This coming from a person with the cat avatar. :Q

Cat... cat... let's see here... Cat: the other white meat.
Cats make terrible footballs, but great ranged weapons
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function -- Garrison Keillor
My friend told me she was alregic to cats. Fine, I'll cook someting else next time.
Ah, but cats're cute small furry instruments of the devil.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy, anything the cat can pry up with a crow bar is not nailed down, anything that IS nailed down is a scratching post. And anything edible is food.

Oh, and I have one of the furry little minions. Longest surviving of any of the cats we've had, he's going on 8 years.

-- Jack

Now, it would be unfair to say this sounds like the result of such an instrument being played by a cat. It?s more like hearing a xylophone being played with a cat.
-- Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension, The Creeping Terror

 

[thomsbrain]

cats are evil and bent on world domination, which is why they are so freaking cool. i love mine to death.

 

[Aves]

Cats are sinisterly dark creatures bent on world domination. THEY OWN!

That's what I voted since it's true.