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Poll: Beer or sex

You must choose: Lose your sexual organs forever, or develop a severe intolerance for any state-of-mind-altering substance. This includes alcohol, drugs, or anything of that nature, except prescriptions. That were prescribed to you. By a real doctor.
 
Hmm, this is interesting. When you are younger, you can fvck all the time. When you are old, you can drink all the time. The only constant is Drink, but sex is far superior while you can do it.

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What about even stuff like caffiene? I can't have sodas either? What if its not perscription, but over the counter stuff like cough medicine, claritin?

Ice cream? Chocoalte?
 
I enjoy a mind-altering substance. When I feel like it, I say, "Hey, a beer might be nice."

But sex... there is the singleminded lust for it that is far more powerful. The sex drive is far too powerful to ignore.

If you removed the sex drive along with the twig and berries, well, the answer might be different. I'd do stupid things in pursuit of wimmen a lot less frequently. Life could be easier.

There was some quote from an old guy who lost interest in sex. He said that before he lost interest, life was like riding a bucking bronco. After he lost interest, it was as if he had finally been allowed off, and was mighty relieved.
 
Give me the beer.
When I get older I won't be caring as much about sex and more about watering my lawn and drinking.
 
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
What about even stuff like caffiene? I can't have sodas either? What if its not perscription, but over the counter stuff like cough medicine, claritin?

Ice cream? Chocoalte?

You = liberal. I can tell.

The idea is that if you're taking something to alter your state of mind, it's not allowed. Cough syrup because you have a cough = okay, a quart of cough syrup to get high = not. Caffeine is interesting though, but as it's usually utilitarian as opposed to recreational, I'll say you can have as much as you want.
 
Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
What about even stuff like caffiene? I can't have sodas either? What if its not perscription, but over the counter stuff like cough medicine, claritin?

Ice cream? Chocoalte?

You = liberal. I can tell.

The idea is that if you're taking something to alter your state of mind, it's not allowed. Cough syrup because you have a cough = okay, a quart of cough syrup to get high = not. Caffeine is interesting though, but as it's usually utilitarian as opposed to recreational, I'll say you can have as much as you want.

Actually, I'm kinda in the middle with conservatist views. I love my guns and such as that.

I'll give up on the substances then, since I've yet to smoke or do any drugs (aside from medicines when I needed them) and booze is easy enough to give up for poon.
 
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