[POLL] - Been to a strip club ?

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Let's hear about your opinion / experience...

$60 for a 1-2 song lap dance... :shocked:
 

Feldenak

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Jan 31, 2003
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Yes, many times. My best friend used to date a dancer and she'd get us in to the after-parties and such as well (yes, she was also nucking futs).
 

AcidicFury

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yep. $3 for a lap dance.

EDIT: Actually, come to think of it, I think I paid $3 for it because I felt so bad about it being so cheap. The girl asked for the equivalent of like 50 cents. It was crazy.
 

anxi80

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Jul 7, 2002
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yes. my first time, i was talking to my friend about something while they were mopping down the stage after a dance and this is a strip club where the strippers go around and ask every patron for tips. i didnt see her walking up to our table, and all of a sudden she grabs my shoulder and gives me the dirtiest look and said to me: 'if you didnt like my dance, you dont have to tip me, but you dont have to be so f**kin' rude and ignore me!'. i tried to explain myself but she wasnt having none of it and stormed off. i didnt care though, that place was a low-budget dive, and the fact they bug everyone for tips after a dance perturbed me, and i never returned there.
 

anxi80

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another time went with some friends from h.s. it was my friends birthday, and he knew a couple of girls who worked there, and he knew they were going to put him up on the stage and have all the girls give him a lap dance. the funny thing is, the d.j. asks a couple questions before the dance starts, and he knew what the d.j. was gonna ask. so when the d.j. asked 'do you remember your first b.j.?', he quickly quipped back: 'yeah man, tell your wife thanks for the memories!'. he had the place rolling, and the d.j. had the look like someone just crapped in his corn flakes.
 

imported_Tomato

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Sep 11, 2002
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Yes, twice.

#1 - Ten's in NYC, had an acquaintance who worked there and asked me to check it out. The locker room is weird, house mom was nice, there's a big vat of lasagna in the kitchen that the girls run to between sets to munch on. Kinda detracts from the fantasy, but an interesting venue.

#2 - Spearmint Rhino in LA. Gorgeous girls, albeit fake/lots of silicone... Asian stripper grabbed me and pulled me onstage (bumping my knee in the process, it hurt like heck), told me I was pretty, groped me a few times before noticing I was kinda uncomfortable, returned me to my seat.

I wouldn't do it again unless I was with friends who really wanted to. If I want to be amused by a naked girl I'll jump up and down in front of a mirror... and it'll be free, at that. :p
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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you want a story????

My first time across the border to Windsor, it was my and 2 buddies. We were in Pontiac, MI for a manager's meeting. We headed across the border around 7pm. We hit Jason's first. It was way to high end for us so we left. We then hit the Million Dollar, which is your basic dive strip joint. We got even more hammered there and then went to Cheetas. When I walked into Cheetas there was a girl buck naked in front of me dancing for some guy. I grabbed her and told her I wanted a dance. She told me to let her finish and she would find me. She did just that after the song was over. She asked if I wanted a private dance and of course I said yes. All the booths downstairs were full so we went upstairs. All those booths were full too, so we sat at the bar waiting for the current song to end. We started talking and really hit it off. When the song ended she asked if I was ready. I told her I would rather just talk for a while. She pulled me into a booth and gave me a dance that I will never forget. I got 3 dances and paid for one. Then the DJ guy said she was next on stage. She asked if I would wait for her (this was the last song before the place closed.) Of couse I said yes. I then went back downstairs and watched her do a freakin TRAPEZE act on stage!!!! I told my 2 buddies what had happenned and they didnt believe me. Luckily they agreed to wait for her after the place closed up. 10 minutes after they closed, there she was. We all hopped in the car and headed back to our hotel (in the states.) When we were going through customs they asked us our nationalities. For some reason 3 american guys and 1 canadian girl got their attention. They pulled us over, searched our car, and grilled the poor girl. After a while they let us go on our way. We made it back to the motel where her and...well...we slept. Then morning came. Now sober, I realized I had to get the girl back to Windsor, and had no way of doing so. I had to call a cab for her. That was not a cheap cab ride.


CLIFF NOTES:
read my post
 

Drakkon

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Aug 14, 2001
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Yes ... Half the girls were drunk, they were totally busy, held up a $20 bill and no one came by only ended up spedning $50 the entire 5 hours we were there including drinks/dances
$7 lap dance, topless only, but very touchy from the ones i did get a dance from :)
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
rh71, just how the hell did you know where I was between 1:30 & 3:00 today?

I examined this guy's work: Metcalf J Dan MD

He's a favorite of the dancers in DFW area.
Dude, I don't want to see dudes.

EDIT>>> Oh I get what you mean now. ;)

I got a couple of au naturels... very nice.
 

hdeck

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Sep 26, 2002
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been twice with a group of people. it was fun, but i spent no money (i even got out of paying cover thanks to rich, drunk friends) so i probably didn't enjoy it as much as others. we went on oil wrestling night, and that was quite the treat:beer:
 

Svnla

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Yes, many times and across the good ole USA. The ones that I like in each state/city:

NYC - Scores (cute girls and high rollers)

Las Vegas - Olympic Garden (cute girls and fun place)

Dallas - Baby Dolls (on old location near Bachman lake, decent place)

Tampa - Mons Venus (hottest nude dances but be prepare to bring tons of money)

Atlanta - can't remember the name, it is the place that got busted a while back (NBA stars, drugs, prostitution), Golden something I think.

Houston - Rick's (you can buy stock, it is a public trade company)

Austin - Yellow Rose (hang out place for locals, some UT coeds work there, best free buffet for a strip club)

San Antonio - Shotgun Willie (clean, decent place)

There are a few more but I can't think of them right now. It had been a while.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Been many times. Not in recent years though. Not worth the money quite frankly. The women think you are pigs for the most part and you'll never get any action there.