My campus has vending machines which dispenses cold-lunches that are prepared daily. So it was 12:00pm and I went to a building to get a sandwich. In that particular building's machine, there was only a Tuna Melt and a Seafood salad on croissant. I hate tuna except when it's sashimi, so I went with the seafood salad on croissant.
It was the most joygasmic experience I ever had! The fake crab meat, celery, mayo, and whatever crack additive was in it got me hooked!.... so then...
-> I told my boss I was going out for room maintenance checks and instead I went vending machine hunting for the same sandwich.... and I found another one! I scarfed it down in under a minute and boy am I full... but I fear I'm becoming a glutton! help me!!! 😱
It was the most joygasmic experience I ever had! The fake crab meat, celery, mayo, and whatever crack additive was in it got me hooked!.... so then...
-> I told my boss I was going out for room maintenance checks and instead I went vending machine hunting for the same sandwich.... and I found another one! I scarfed it down in under a minute and boy am I full... but I fear I'm becoming a glutton! help me!!! 😱