POLL: Are you a folder or wadder?

[Tauren]

I have a theory on this subject. My son and step-daughter are wadders and it backs up the freakin' toilets all the time!

 

[MichaelD]

Wadder all the way. And yes, my toilet backs up at least once a month. I'd be lost w/o my Super-Size-Industrial-Strength-Pneumatic-Powered-MegaMan-Plunger.

 

[Tauren]

<< I'd be lost w/o my Super-Size-Industrial-Strength-Pneumatic-Powered-MegaMan-Plunger. >>



Lol! I've got one of those now!

 

[Magicthyse]

I'm a Floater.

 

[Tauren]

<< I'm a Floater. >>



Baaaad visual on this one!

 

[Kenazo]

i just use my first two fingers.

 

[FrogDog]

My underwear does a good enough job.

 

[Tauren]

<< My underwear does a good enough job. >>



lmao! You people are sick!

 

[Isla]

I'm a folder. Middle kid is a wadder and it's no coincidence that the kid's toilet clogs every month or so...

 

[Electric Amish]

I'm too "anal" to wad.

amish

 

[Tauren]

<< I'm too "anal" to wad.

amish >>




Part of my theory.

 

[dman]

Wadder. Never had a stopped up toilet, perhaps others are wadding too much?


My experience shows females past maturity tend to stop it up with other stuff.

 

[Tauren]

My theory is that most 'anal retentive' and analytical individuals have a tendency to be folders. I am anal retentive and I am a folder. My friends who are the same all fold. My friends who are more 'loose', are all wadders.

 

[Mo0o]

WTF? wy would you wad? folding garuntees full coverage. wadding is... eww

 

[sciencetoy]

I'll bet Martha Stewart is a folder. In fact she probably takes scissors and stencils and things and makes decorative shapes and then puts the tp shapes in a cutesy little woven-twig basket for her friends. With special decorative touches for the holidays. Ghosts and pumpkins anyone?

 

[Tauren]

<< I'll bet Martha Stewart is a folder. In fact she probably takes scissors and stencils and things and makes decorative shapes and then puts the tp shapes in a cutesy little woven-twig basket for her friends. With special decorative touches for the holidays. Ghosts and pumpkins anyone? >>




No kidding! I can't stand that bitch!

 

[Noriaki]

Kinda half and half.
I fold a bit to make sure my fingers are fully covered, then just wad it up after that.

 

[peemo]

I use a specially crafted instrument. See here.

 

[nateholtrop]

both

nate

 

[BD2003]

I'm a wadder, but its all good cause I've got one of those '50s industrial strength toilets. Its like theres a subwoofer in there.

Havent clogged it once, and believe me I've tried.


Now you know whats the worst? People who use kleenex to wipe their ass.

 

[MichaelD]

Bwahahahaha! It's "Tauren's World-Famous How Do You Wipe Your @ss Thread?" Bwahahahaha! This thread is a funny read....bump for Tauren's @ss wiping thread!

 

[Pastore]

a combination of both, fold twice then wad

 

[RedRooster]

Oh you crazy Americans and your low flow toilets. No wonder everything's plugged up.
Come on up to Canada and smuggle across yourself a "Canadian" model toilet. I can use half a roll and it just sucks it all down! haha

 

[StageLeft]

Never have folded and never will. I very rarely block.

 

[Thump553]

Skit on the Man Show last night (think it was a repeat). Adam's on the throne at a relative's, no tp. Choices are use a magazine page or your sock. He reaches for Fluffy the cat.