Politician Joke

[andy04]

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

"Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked.

"Actually, yes, I do."

"Does it hurt you?" he asked.

"No. I rather like it."

"Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified.

"What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course," the doctor replied, "Where do you think politicians come from?"

 

[sixone]

:laugh:

 

[UberNeuman]

Henny Youngman lives.

Take his wife, please - in the butt....

 

[DangerAardvark]

A man goes to his doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has 5 penises.

The doctor says "That's amazing! How do your pants fit?"

The man says "Like a glove."

 

[andy04]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.

His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for small, $6,500 for medium, and $14,000 for large.

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.

The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.

The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

 

[nakedfrog]

Last time I heard that, it was lawyers instead of politicians.

 

[andy04]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Last time I heard that, it was lawyers instead of politicians.

These days we are seeing lots of lawyer turned politicians...

 

[DangerAardvark]

A man walks into a bank, goes up to the teller and goes "Hi, I wanna open a fucking bank account."

The lady goes "Excuse me?"

He says "I said, I wanna open a fucking bank account."

The lady goes "Please watch your language sir, or I'll have to go get the manager."

The man says "Why? Because I wanna open a fucking bank account?"

So she storms off and gets the manager and comes back.

So the manager says "Is there a problem here, sir?"

The guy goes "Yeah, I wanna open a fucking bank account for $500,000."

And the manager says "Oh, and this wise and beautiful woman giving you a hard time?"