politcal science major jokes

[bGIveNs33]

gogogo.

 

[QED]

Q: How do you get a poli-sci graduate off of your front porch?

A: You give him $10 for the pizza...

 

[brxndxn]

Political science majors learn that ultimately people are in control of everything. Learn to be in control of those that know things and you need to know nothing.

 

[Toonces]

What do you call a legislating body that can't decide between equally proportionate powers designated to upper and lower houses or having only one level not requiring a concurrent majority to pass introduced legislation?

Bicameral-curious

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: QED
Q: How do you get a poli-sci graduate off of your front porch?

A: You give him $10 for the pizza...

"You pay him for the pizza." is a better answer. Putting in a dollar value excites thought - e.g. I thought "I've never paid that little for a pizza order before." Kills the joke.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: QED
Q: How do you get a poli-sci graduate off of your front porch?

A: You give him $10 for the pizza...

HAHA

Awesome

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: QED
Q: How do you get a poli-sci graduate off of your front porch?

A: You give him $10 for the pizza...

"You pay him for the pizza." is a better answer. Putting in a dollar value excites thought - e.g. I thought "I've never paid that little for a pizza order before." Kills the joke.

Entirely agree

Should be:

How do you get a poli-sci graduate off your front porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

 

[ChaosDivine]

Originally posted by: QED
Q: How do you get a poli-sci graduate off of your front porch?

A: You give him $10 for the pizza...

ROTFLMAO! :laugh: