Police seek 'professionals' who removed St. Paul man's testicles

Feb 10, 2000
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To those of you who don't live in Minnesota, there's more going on here than collapsing bridges - there are also unlicensed doctors performing ball removal in people's houses! What a world . . .

From the Star Tribune:

It doesn't get much stranger than this.

A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

Two or three people operated on the man, Russell Daniel Angus, 62, a couple weeks ago at his home in St. Paul. He was unconscious during the surgery, and when he woke up, his testicles had been removed.

And the "professionals" were gone.

His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. When police arrived, they found a makeshift operating room set up in the upper level of the house. There were bright lights, an apparent operating table, medical supplies and equipment, and a camera. Angus was still bleeding, and there was blood in the living room, hall and bathroom, the affidavit said. He was taken to Regions Hospital.

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jandrews

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wtf why did he want them removed hrmmm I live in st. paul and plz dont take my balls
 

Looney

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Here's my take on this: No medical doctors were willing to remove his testicles, so he thought he would do it himself. He set everything up, and did the removal (maybe he use a lidocaine cream or something to numb the area) himself, but then couldn't stop the bleeding. Called his daughter, and made up this whole story.
 

Gneisenau

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To make matters worse, not this guy has a live time of ball jokes to look forward to...:)