Don't chimps weigh like a maximum of 12 lbs? How the fvck does a 12 lb monkey kill people? Even my sister could take a few on without getting too much damage in return.
This is just another bad story for Americans. Now Americans are such pussies that 12 lb monkey's kick our ass. Soon, even the French will be able to mock us
EDIT: Maybe I'm wrong then, I was thinking of small monkeys