Pole: Do you like catsup ?

[Vette73]

So do you?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Catsup





http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ketchup_v._Catsup


balderdash

 

[Platypus]

I do but it doesn't like me. I seem to be allergic to non-fresh tomatoes these days

 

[Crono]

"Today catsup is legally defined by the Food and Drug Administration as a sauce thickened only with tomato solids and insect parts"

Yum.

 

[techs]

"Today catsup is legally defined by the Food and Drug Administration as a sauce thickened only with tomato solids and insect parts"

Yum.

Yes, apparently the site is the UN-cylopedia.

I especially like this part:

The product was invented when US Army scientists were looking for a combination Scurvy preventative and gun carriage axle grease. It was discovered by Theodore Roosevelt that a paste made of tomatoes, flavoured with Jesus and Sir Alan Sugar prevented scurvy, and had the right consistency to grease Axl Rose.

The Army began the widespread use of Roosevelt's invention. The grease worked so well on the axles of the artillery that they moved faster than the infantry. Indeed, the caisson drivers would shout to their infantry colleagues "Catch up, catch up!".

Once in place, the guns would be unlimbered, and the caissons parked. While parked, many artillery officers noticed that the local feline population found the tomato-based grease irresistible. An unidentified artillery soldier wrote home: "You should see the local cats sup on our caisson grease!" These two incidents gave rise to the popular names of the grease. Because both phenomena were noticed at the same time, both names were used for the product.

 

[Vette73]

http://ketchupcatsup.ytmnd.com/

 

[SunnyD]

Nope. I don't generally like ketchup either, but I tolerate the latter from time to time.

 

[techs]

http://ketchupcatsup.ytmnd.com/

I watched it for like 5 minutes waiting for something to happen.

 

[Vette73]

I watched it for like 5 minutes waiting for something to happen.

http://ketchupnedmrar.ytmnd.com/

better

 

[Red Squirrel]

What's catsup? You mean Ketchup?

And yeah I like it on fries mostly. In some instances I'll put vinegar instead but it's rare, normally I use ketchup.

 

[Rubycon]

Yes the correct word is indeed CATSUP! Please squeeze gently and show good table manners! Those bottles particularly when they get down near the end can sound like some pretty explosive diarrhea action at the table! Grossssss! D:

 

[techs]

http://ketchupnedmrar.ytmnd.com/

better

Ok, I watched yours for like 5 minutes waiting for something to happen.
What am I doing wrong?

 

[FelixDeCat]

I love ketchup almost as much as I love mustard (dijon mustard that is).

 

[KeithTalent]

No, catsup and/or ketchup is gross. D:

KT

 

[eits]

wtf is catsup? ketchup, bitch!

 

[shortylickens]

I prefer ketchup. But I'll settle for anything. I'll take my fries plain if they are good enough.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Ketchup only, and only the US version with vinnegar...not that namby pamby canadian crap i got one time that was pretty much tomato paste.....

 

[El Guaraguao]

get it?

 

[lxskllr]

No, catsup and/or ketchup is gross. D:

KT

^^^This

I could go the rest of my life without either, and be perfectly happy.

 

[Kelemvor]

I'm a condiment fiend. I like burgers dripping with ketchup, waffles dripping with syrup, etc.

 

[chr6]

I'm a condiment fiend. I like burgers dripping with ketchup, waffles dripping with syrup, etc.

me too

 

[RadiclDreamer]

me too

me 3

 

[eplebnista]

Yes, mainly on burgers and hot dogs.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I cook using ketchup fairly often but, rarely by itself.

 

[0roo0roo]

malcolm gladwell explains the awesomeness of catsup
http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_09_06_a_ketchup.html

 

[Rubycon]

Wow I thought this was changed to read "Do you like catsup on your pole?"

In some halls that would be an OSHA violation!