> > > Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally
> > > dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table
> > > to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread
> > > wide, wasn't wearing any underwear!
> > > Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
> > > hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
> > > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> > > Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that
> > > you liked under there?"
> > > Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
> > > that, well, indeed he had.
> > > She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
> > > $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as
> > > well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that
> > > he is indeed interested.
> > > She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons
> > > and John doesn't, that John should be at her house, around 2:00,
> > > Friday afternoon.
> > > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's
> > > house, for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp, and
> > > after paying her the agreed upon sum of $500, they went to the
> > > bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
> > > Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.
> > > As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the
>house,
> > > asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this
> > > afternoon?" A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he
> > > did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon?" Her heart nearly
> > > skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you
> > > $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and
> > > after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes,
> > > in fact he did give me $500."
> > > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
> > > wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he had. John came by the
> > > office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me
> > > he'd stop by our house this afternoon, on his way home, and pay me
>back."
> > > NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! !
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