SlickSnake
Diamond Member
Beauty Queen wannabees with REALLY LONG FAKE FINGERNAILS who shop the produce department (primarily) and the rest of the grocery store and stab everything they touch with their painted, fake, talons of death, crotch and fecal diseases.
It's almost impossible to find a decent tomato without the telltale semi circular stab marks in them from your nasty nails. I just bought a few 2 days ago, and one tomato slipped by me, and now it's growing mold, mildew, fecal doodoo, snatch fungus or who knows what was under your damn nasty fingernails you stabbed it with while you were feeling it off. Nearly every decent tomato I looked at also had multiple nail puncture marks on them, too.
Unless you are a movie star, music idol, model, or stripper, you need these mile long fake fingernails to look good like you need another piercing in your ugly heads. If you are an nasty skank, I don't ignore your homely face and then see your long, fake, painted nails and think, "MAN, DOES SHE HAVE HOT PAINTED NAILS! I CAN'T WAIT TO FEEL THOSE LONG NAILS DIGGING INTO MY JUNK!"
I could go on more about the uselessness of those overly long fake nails, and how they make you completely reliant on everyone else with short real nails to do all the stuff you can't do without breaking off a fake nail, but you get the idea.
/rant off
It's almost impossible to find a decent tomato without the telltale semi circular stab marks in them from your nasty nails. I just bought a few 2 days ago, and one tomato slipped by me, and now it's growing mold, mildew, fecal doodoo, snatch fungus or who knows what was under your damn nasty fingernails you stabbed it with while you were feeling it off. Nearly every decent tomato I looked at also had multiple nail puncture marks on them, too.
Unless you are a movie star, music idol, model, or stripper, you need these mile long fake fingernails to look good like you need another piercing in your ugly heads. If you are an nasty skank, I don't ignore your homely face and then see your long, fake, painted nails and think, "MAN, DOES SHE HAVE HOT PAINTED NAILS! I CAN'T WAIT TO FEEL THOSE LONG NAILS DIGGING INTO MY JUNK!"
I could go on more about the uselessness of those overly long fake nails, and how they make you completely reliant on everyone else with short real nails to do all the stuff you can't do without breaking off a fake nail, but you get the idea.
/rant off
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