Poetry Corner

[Fritzo]

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

 

[Fritzo]

*Bump* This is GOLD Jerry!

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Uhh ... ok ... er ... I think ... uh maybe ... I can't make up my mind. OH no's I must be a woman!

 

[SZLiao214]

At times it does seem that way

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

LOL awesome! Thread of the day!

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

:laugh:

 

[franksta]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
*Bump* This is GOLD Jerry!

Bumped after 9+ hours with claims of hillarity. This thread fails to deliver like a Domino's driver with a DUI on his record.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: franksta

Originally posted by: Fritzo
*Bump* This is GOLD Jerry!

Bumped after 9+ hours with claims of hillarity. This thread fails to deliver like a Domino's driver with a DUI on his record.

You're wrong as a....as a....as a guy that's, like, REALLY REALLY wrong! So there!

 

[FrustratedUser]

LOL