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poem time: first person to pick a topic gets a poem on that topic written by me

JacobJ

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pick any topic. be as specific or as vague as you want. first person to reply with a topic gets a poem. all other respondants may or may not get ridiculed.
 

the fronds of froth that spewed
from the mutt's gnashing teeth
built a puddle on poor guy's back.

The spittle steamed and brewed,
mixing with the sweat rolling
down poor guy's back.

And thrusting, the wild dog hewed
away with his manly apparatus
until he collapsed and drank
the brew that brewed
on poor guy's back.


 
Originally posted by: JacobJ

the fronds of froth that spewed
from the mutt's gnashing teeth
built a puddle on poor guy's back.

The spittle steamed and brewed,
mixing with the sweat rolling
down poor guy's back.

And thrusting, the wild dog hewed
away with his manly apparatus
until he collapsed and drank
the brew that brewed
on poor guy's back.

That's more disturbing than the topic that was suggested. 😛
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: JacobJ

the fronds of froth that spewed
from the mutt's gnashing teeth
built a puddle on poor guy's back.

The spittle steamed and brewed,
mixing with the sweat rolling
down poor guy's back.

And thrusting, the wild dog hewed
away with his manly apparatus
until he collapsed and drank
the brew that brewed
on poor guy's back.

That's more disturbing than the topic that was suggested. 😛

:evil:
 
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