Poem for the ladies of AT

[AreaCode707]

Obviously constructed by a member of our illustrious forums, who shall remain nameless by request. Unless the mods trace the PM.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are too.....
If I keep it up, I'll be trout slapped by you

Roses are red, emeralds are green...
One day you'll be like yakko: a posting machine

Roses are red, all beautiful and thorny...
Anyone else think this poem is corny?

Roses are red, Dell's are expensive...
After reading all the stanzas, I hope you arent pensive

Roses are Red, looming huge to the bug...
If you were here now, I might give you a hug

Roses are red, your postcount is specacular.....
All the n00bs think your pics are faptacular!

 

[esso]

In the second stanza, doesn't the second line usually go something like: "I love your legs and..."

 

[PsychoAndy]

That is the worst poem I have ever seen in my life.

-PAB

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
That is the worst poem I have ever seen in my life.

-PAB

Well... can't argue with some things. But I think it's kinda sweet, in an AT geek type of way.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Nice enough to bring a temporary smile.

 

[ElFenix]

the author obviously didn't get in on the 4550 2.4GHz 15" LCD deal of the year

 

[Pigasus]

LOL! Very cute. Thanks for sharing it! I bet it was written by Baffled2.

 

[FishTankX]

Heh, nice poem..

First serious post on OT BTW. It's not easy racking up 700+ posts in general hardware! I must be crazy..

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Obviously constructed by a member of our illustrious forums, who shall remain nameless by request. Unless the mods trace the PM.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are too.....
If I keep it up, I'll be trout slapped by you

Roses are red, emeralds are green...
One day you'll be like yakko: a posting machine

Roses are red, all beautiful and thorny...
Anyone else think this poem is corny?

Roses are red, Dell's are expensive...
After reading all the stanzas, I hope you arent pensive

Roses are Red, looming huge to the bug...
If you were here now, I might give you a hug

Roses are red, your postcount is specacular.....
All the n00bs think your pics are faptacular!

Lol, you been drinking too much coffee ?

 

Roses are red, Tomatoes are too.....
If I keep it up, I'll be trout slapped by you

Roses are red, emeralds are green...
One day you'll be like yakko: a posting machine

Roses are red, all beautiful and thorny...
Anyone else think the noobs ar all horny ?

Roses are red, Dell's are expensive...
After reading all the stanzas, I hope you arent pensive

Roses are Red, looming huge to the bug...
If you were here now, I might give you a hug

Roses are red, your postcount is specacular.....
All the n00bs think your pics are faptacular!

 

[Geekbabe]

Lol, the ladies of AT are like a couple dozen beautiful roses surrounded by tens of thousands of pricks !!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: baffled2
Lol, the ladies of AT are like a couple dozen beautiful roses surrounded by tens of thousands of pricks !!

Ahh you beat me to saying it.:|

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: baffled2
Lol, the ladies of AT are like a couple dozen beautiful roses surrounded by tens of thousands of pricks !!

That was very "qoute worthy"! Brightened my morning! Thanks
Cute poem BTW!

 

[AreaCode707]

Bump for the further honor (horror?) of the poet

 

[Danman]

Riiiiiight........

 

[ohtwell]

: ) Amanda

 

[Beau]

Speaking of cute AT write ups, anyone know where WombatWoman has been?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Beau6183
Speaking of cute AT write ups, anyone know where WombatWoman has been?

Good question.

 

[LordMaul]

The writer of that poem needs to be put out of his misery.