Pneumonia front?! Am I going to die?

[Random Variable]

A PNEUMONIA FRONT CURRENTLY IN FAR SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN WILL CONTINUE TO RAPIDLY DROP SOUTHWARD INTO NORTHERN ILLINOIS AND INDIANA TONIGHT. THIS FRONT HAS BEEN MARKED BY A DRASTIC CHANGE IN TEMPERATURES AND A STRONG WIND SHIFT. TEMPERATURES ALONG THE LAKE FRONT HAVE DROPPED FROM THE LOW TO MID 70S TO THE MID TO UPPER 40S AS THE FRONT PASSES. WINDS HAVE SHIFTED FROM BEING LIGHT AND OUT OF THE WEST TO OUT OF THE NORTHEAST AND GUSTING UP TO 40 MPH AT TIMES ALONG THE LAKE. THIS FRONT WILL BE INTO LAKE AND MCHENRY COUNTIES BY 10PM...COOK... DUPAGE..KANE...DEKALB...AND BOONE COUNTIES BY 1045PM...AND THE REST OF NORTHWEST INDIANA AND NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS BY MIDNIGHT CDT.

 

[Juno]

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[SagaLore]

A rare, meteorological phenomenon observed on the western Lake Michigan shoreline during the warm season is the pneumonia front. These fronts are defined as lake modified synoptic scale cold fronts that result in one-hour temperature drops of 16 degrees F or greater.

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Am I going to die?

Yes.

 

[OdiN]

OH NO NOT THE 40's!!!!

 

[Captante]

Its all over.

 

[RESmonkey]

wat?

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

A rare, meteorological phenomenon observed on the western Lake Michigan shoreline during the warm season is the pneumonia front. These fronts are defined as lake modified synoptic scale cold fronts that result in one-hour temperature drops of 16 degrees F or greater.

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Am I going to die?

Yes.

Awesome!!!

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: OdiN
OH NO NOT THE 40's!!!!

this is your doing, isn't it?

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