Plumber was going to be here at 8:00 am

[moshquerade]

and now it's 9:00.... ugh. Any time now please.....

 

[Lean L]

Bow chika bow wow

 

[Zeze]

Just shit on the floor and when he arrives, point to it and say, "Look what you made me do."

Stare at him for awhile, expecting him to clean up.

Then say,

"Well, are you gonna clean it up?"

 

[Fayd]

Bow chika bow wow

haha, not what i was thinking, but good lead-in to a bad porno.

 

[Fayd]

and now it's 9:00.... ugh. Any time now please.....

prepare to keep waiting. plumbers don't really operate by this thing called "schedules".

 

[moshquerade]

prepare to keep waiting. plumbers don't really operate by this thing called "schedules".

i know....

 

[Texashiker]

and now it's 9:00.... ugh. Any time now please.....

Need to crap?

Leave your crap in your garden, your tomatoes will thank you for it later.

 

[wwswimming]

which part of the plumbing needs Professional Attention ?

 

[moshquerade]

Need to crap?

Leave your crap in your garden, your tomatoes will thank you for it later.

dude... he's got to work on the furnace.
all toilet clog fantasies can stop now.

which part of the plumbing needs Professional Attention ?

furnace. He's a heating/plumbing guy.

 

[brainhulk]

were you trying to cook something in your oven?

 

[sdifox]

You should have said HVAC and not plumbing

 

[Fayd]

dude... he's got to work on the furnace.
all toilet clog fantasies can stop now.


furnace. He's a heating/plumbing guy.

can stop, but won't stop :wub:

 

[moshquerade]

You should have said HVAC and not plumbing

Meh.... I've called him for plumbing issues before, so he's a plumber to me. Either way, he's keeping me waiting, and it's pissing me off.

 

[Texashiker]

furnace. He's a heating/plumbing guy.

Meh.... I've called him for plumbing issues before, so he's a plumber to me. Either way, he's keeping me waiting, and it's pissing me off.

Since when do heating/plumbing go together? Its usually Heating/AC people.

Are you sure you called a legit plumber, and not some serial killer posing as a plumber on craigs list?

Maybe the first couple of trips he was checking out the place? Making sure you were his type of victim?

 

[shortylickens]

Bow chika bow wow

First thing on my mind.

 

[Fayd]

Meh.... I've called him for plumbing issues before, so he's a plumber to me. Either way, he's keeping me waiting, and it's pissing me off.

...

Bow chika bow wow

 

[moshquerade]

Since when do heating/plumbing go together? Its usually Heating/AC people.

Are you sure you called a legit plumber, and not some serial killer posing as a plumber on craigs list?

The name of their business is actually: *Father's name" and Son - Plumbing & Heating. That's the actual name.

And they are reputable I am sure of it, not craigslist.

That should be clear now.

They usually aren't this late though... I may call...

 

[brainhulk]

The name of their business is actually: *Father's name" and Son - Plumbing & Heating. That's the actual name.

And they are reputable I am sure of it, not craigslist.

That should be clear now.

They usually aren't this late though... I may call...

so a father AND a son is coming to fix your heater?

 

[moshquerade]

so a father AND a son is coming to fix your heater?

no.... that is just the business name.

 

[Farmer]

so a father AND a son is coming to fix your heater?

...

Bow chika bow wow

 

[Lean L]

...

Lmao... Oh what the world would be like without porn to dirty our minds.

but then on the other hand... a plumber... father and son... this is just too easy. The only thing missing is a skimpy dress and possibly some milk?

 

[CZroe]

I'm here to fix the kabul.

Line 1
"You're late!"
"Sorry to keep you waiting. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
"You know, there just might be."
*Bow chika bow wow*

"Sorry ma'am, I must go. I'm now late for my next appointment."
GOTO line 1

 

[FallenHero]

no.... that is just the business name.

Is the heater always on, making it hot and steamy inside your home?

 

[SunnyD]

Meh.... I've called him for plumbing issues before, so he's a plumber to me. Either way, he's keeping me waiting, and it's pissing me off.

So you have him come check out your plumbing often, do ya now? :sneaky:

 

[brainhulk]

are you gonna call for a pizza delivery at the same time?