Plumber cut drunk nipples!

[keldysh]

We have three drunk cut nipple now our boiler shut down due to burner rumble. Leak three pieces due to bad (drunk) thread.

This will cause problem since chiller go off line! Only on Sunday night!

Top it off our Cisco 3640 journals and drop VPN to States! LOL

Murph is haunting!

 

[Literati]

OKAY!

 

[loup garou]

Begun, this Clone War has.

 

w00t!

 

[alien42]

can we get a translation bot over here stat

 

[shilala]

Murphy has nothing to do with it. You hired a retard.

 

[alien42]

i figured it out. murph, the drummer for dinosaur jr, is haunting their cisco water heater while rubbing his nipples.

wait, hes not dead yet

 

[SWScorch]

eh?

Originally posted by: alien42
i figured it out. murph, the drummer for dinosaur jr, is haunting their cisco water heater while rubbing his nipples.

wait, hes not dead yet

LOL

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Murphy's law will always apply! Let's hope it can be controlled!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

murphy's law - what can go wrong WILL

 

[minendo]

Even google language tools crashed when trying to process that non-sense.

 

[shilala]

Translation:
Plumber fvcked up our new (?) boiler. We're losing water inside the boiler causing the flames to fvck up. The system had to be shut down, now we have no air conditioning.
As if that's not bad enough, our computers are fvcked, too.
It's Murphy's law in action.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: alien42
i figured it out. murph, the drummer for dinosaur jr, is haunting their cisco water heater while rubbing his nipples.

wait, hes not dead yet

you forgot the chiller's effects on the nipples

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: shilala
Translation:
Plumber fvcked up our new (?) boiler. We're losing water inside the boiler causing the flames to fvck up. The system had to be shut down, now we have no air conditioning.
As if that's not bad enough, our computers are fvcked, too.
It's Murphy's law in action.

:shocked:

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: shilala
Translation:
Plumber fvcked up our new (?) boiler. We're losing water inside the boiler causing the flames to fvck up. The system had to be shut down, now we have no air conditioning.
As if that's not bad enough, our computers are fvcked, too.
It's Murphy's law in action.

I think you got everything except that they have too much AC, and want the heat so they can warm the place up. My brain is now partially liquid after reading that.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: shilala
Translation:
Plumber fvcked up our new (?) boiler. We're losing water inside the boiler causing the flames to fvck up. The system had to be shut down, now we have no air conditioning.
As if that's not bad enough, our computers are fvcked, too.
It's Murphy's law in action.

I think you got everything except that they have too much AC, and want the heat so they can warm the place up. My brain is now partially liquid after reading that.

Yeah. Somehow I don't think it's the plumber that's drunk

Nate

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol, he put the word nipples and you all flock like geese

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: shilala
Translation:
Plumber fvcked up our new (?) boiler. We're losing water inside the boiler causing the flames to fvck up. The system had to be shut down, now we have no air conditioning.
As if that's not bad enough, our computers are fvcked, too.
It's Murphy's law in action.

Thank god we have you because me and my friend here got nothing.jpg

 

[Brutuskend]

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: shilala
Translation:
Plumber fvcked up our new (?) boiler. We're losing water inside the boiler causing the flames to fvck up. The system had to be shut down, now we have no air conditioning.
As if that's not bad enough, our computers are fvcked, too.
It's Murphy's law in action.

I think you got everything except that they have too much AC, and want the heat so they can warm the place up. My brain is now partially liquid after reading that.

The boiler and the ac work together. A leak at the boiler will necessitate the entire system being shut down for repair.
I'm guessing that a "drunk nipple" means the threads were crossed on installation. It doesn't make much sense being as boiler sections have push nipples and push nipples don't have threads. It's odd that the water would be reaching the burn chamber, too.
I'm guessing they bought a Japanese boiler and had the IT guys install it.

 

[LtPage1]

...something about boobs?

 

[keldysh]

This high pressure steam system. (25,000 horse) Steam use for everything in plant including booster on ammoniak chiller systems. Liebert systems now at 104% and temp climb above 28C! We share bunker with cruise ship dock so plenty of diesel for genny to keep running. Thank god!

We have welder and engineer making new manifold for condensor system right now. They just tell me what wrong with system. System scram down and shook whole building of 500k sq ft like LA in 92 that was scary.

 

[keeleysam]

WTFBBQ?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Take it easy Mr. Keldysh, you'll be fine!

 

[keldysh]

Take it easy? OK! Easy for you SAY THIS!

They say no danger this is BS! This building designed to withstand missile attack! Thing shake so bad desk move 5 feet across floor.

If NH3 pipe breach death certain and I should remain calm! HELL NO!

I thought I was gone. Jump under desk and shook across floor. Two monitors crash hard now have broken bezel probably fukd.

Perhaps they will let me replace with 2405 dell.