Please tell me a Joke. I'm. Bored. Make it a good and nasty one.

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Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: weezergirl
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Mat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pond?

Bob.



What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

What do you call arms and legs hanging on a wall?
Pieces of Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russel

 

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Adam and Eve, Surprised

Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, ?Move aside -- I don't know how far its gonna go.?

 

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American Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

 

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Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
how many able bodied people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

But it's really hard to find a light bulb that they'll both fit inside.