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Originally posted by: kstu
your going away present is $5? wow, pretty sweet company you interned for.
No kidding, especially since they plan on turning that $5 in -$150
Originally posted by: kstu
your going away present is $5? wow, pretty sweet company you interned for.
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
lol. you sir are going to loose. good luck, god speed.
Originally posted by: DBL
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Originally posted by: JImmyK
DUDE start PLAYING NOW ONLINE! jsut start playing hadn after hand, the basic rules take 10 minutes to memorize, but you need to start playing hands....
Playing play money will do him absolutely no good and will more than likely hurt him.
Rather than losing play money, learn poker by throwing away real money. That sounds like a great idea.
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
When you start playing professionally then you can give me advicePlay money poker bears no resembalence to real money poker and therefore is not a good way to learn. End of story.
Originally posted by: DBL
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
When you start playing professionally then you can give me advicePlay money poker bears no resembalence to real money poker and therefore is not a good way to learn. End of story.
Actually, I was not the one giving any advice. You were the one giving bad advice. Poker at the lowest level is still the same game, governed by the same rules and probability. If you can't win huge at play money, then you surely can't win using real money. It's pretty apparent to anyone who plays at least semi-seriously not to mention professionally.
You are the one choosing to perpetuate one of the bigger myths regarding online poker.
Originally posted by: DBL
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
When you start playing professionally then you can give me advicePlay money poker bears no resembalence to real money poker and therefore is not a good way to learn. End of story.
Actually, I was not the one giving any advice. You were the one giving bad advice. Poker at the lowest level is still the same game, governed by the same rules and probability. If you can't win huge at play money, then you surely can't win using real money. It's pretty apparent to anyone who plays at least semi-seriously not to mention professionally.
You are the one choosing to perpetuate one of the bigger myths regarding online poker.
Originally posted by: Thraxen
Originally posted by: DBL
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
When you start playing professionally then you can give me advicePlay money poker bears no resembalence to real money poker and therefore is not a good way to learn. End of story.
Actually, I was not the one giving any advice. You were the one giving bad advice. Poker at the lowest level is still the same game, governed by the same rules and probability. If you can't win huge at play money, then you surely can't win using real money. It's pretty apparent to anyone who plays at least semi-seriously not to mention professionally.
You are the one choosing to perpetuate one of the bigger myths regarding online poker.
The truth lies in the middle. I disagree that nothing can be learned when not playing for real money. You can still learn things like which hands to bet on and which/when to fold. The problem with not playing for real money is people don't bet the same. When there is nothing to lose people are more liberal with betting and bluffing is less effective. Online poker has the additional disadvantage of not being able to see and read your opponent. This may not matter when playing online since everyone has the same disadvantage, but it does matter when playing in person.
Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
In poker you try to win hands.
If you win the hand, then she removes a piece of clothing.
If she wins the hand, then you remove a piece of clothing.
Last one with their clothes on wins!
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Actually, I do play professionally. As someone with years and years of poker experience I feel my advice carries slightly more weight than yours. But that's just my opinion. I guess you really know what you're talking about. Carry on. Good luck at those play money tables. I'm sure they'll turn you into a winning player in no time.
Originally posted by: ebaycj
Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
In poker you try to win hands.
If you win the hand, then she removes a piece of clothing.
If she wins the hand, then you remove a piece of clothing.
Last one with their clothes on wins!
Wrong. As soon as both of you have no clothes on, you both win !
Originally posted by: archcommus
Today's my last day at my internship and the staff's going away present for me is a free $5 buy-in to their poker game at 4 o'clock. I have no idea how to play and don't want to look like a complete fool. I pretty sure it's Texas Holdem. Please teach me how to play RIGHT NOW!!
