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Please stop masturbating...

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London - A German man caught masturbating on a tram was ordered -over a loudspeaker - to stop what he's doing.

The man was first spotted by a 19-year-old woman sat a few rows behind him on the tram in Ratingen, near Dusseldorf.

She told the driver who announced over the loudspeaker: "Please stop masturbating."

The man did so without saying anything before getting off the tram at the next stop.

The woman, who said she had been sexually harassed because of the incident, reported the man to the police who are now looking for witnesses. - Ananova.com


- Ripped from Fark. I'm REALLY bored today 😀
 
Ze krazie Germans!

Edit: He was probably just masturbating for peace
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Wow, that guy musta really liked what he saw to play pocket pool on public transportation.

Pics?!?!?!?
 
See, that's the difference. If a woman sees a man doing that, she's "Sexually harrassed". If a man sees a woman doing it, he'll leave a $5 bill on her seat.
 
LMAO I know exactly where that was. I worked in Ratingen for HP. LOL good stuff, and you did see some sleazy people on the city trains....
 
If I was the driver I would have used a more creative term than masturbating.

"To the man who is flogging the dolphin, please stop" or

"Sir please put your trouser trout back into your pants"
 
When I was riding in the S-bahn in Munich I once saw a guy sitting with a coat over his lap and this funny look on his face...just a few seats from him were two girls. Anyways, the point is that at the next stop he gets up and gets off the train, I look and his pants are unbuttoned and zipped right open..

disgusting.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
See, that's the difference. If a woman sees a man doing that, she's "Sexually harrassed". If a man sees a woman doing it, he'll leave a $5 bill on her seat.
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lol 🙂
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
See, that's the difference. If a woman sees a man doing that, she's "Sexually harrassed". If a man sees a woman doing it, he'll leave a $5 bill on her seat.
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lol 🙂
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That's because nobody wants to see a man masturbating.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
See, that's the difference. If a woman sees a man doing that, she's "Sexually harrassed". If a man sees a woman doing it, he'll leave a $5 bill on her seat.
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hehe 😛
 
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
 
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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:Q :Q :Q

No, that's not normal!

You can just get by with some things in Germany!
 
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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uhh.... i hope thats a joke
 
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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Uh huh.
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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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uhh.... i hope thats a joke
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I'm dead serious, they do it. Oh and another thing, later they don't even wash their hands or anything, I don't even want to get near them...
 
Originally posted by: psy44
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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uhh.... i hope thats a joke
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I'm dead serious, they do it. Oh and another thing, later they don't even wash their hands or anything, I don't even want to get near them...
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Well thats very unusual than. And quite nasty.
 
Originally posted by: psy44
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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uhh.... i hope thats a joke
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I'm dead serious, they do it. Oh and another thing, later they don't even wash their hands or anything, I don't even want to get near them...
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Dude thats fscking nasty. I wouldnt call them my friends let alone family. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: LuNoTiCK
Originally posted by: psy44
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: psy44
I don't get it, is masturbating ok in front of people?? I've been to my cousin's and friends house and they masturbate while watching tv right in front of me and everyone else. My cousin does it while his mom is in the room! So confused...
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uhh.... i hope thats a joke
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I'm dead serious, they do it. Oh and another thing, later they don't even wash their hands or anything, I don't even want to get near them...
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Well thats very unusual than. And quite nasty.
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:Q What the?
 
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