Please pass the Mayo!

[TechBoyJK]

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

 

[imported_LoKe]

Ew.

 

[PHiuR]

no

 

[mordantmonkey]

You must knock boots with nasties.

 

[Iron Woode]

"Give me Ham on 5 and hold the Mayo."

 

[MoPHo]

as im eating this turkey sandwich with mayo on it, its like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's vomitting...

 

[jadinolf]

Bad.

 

[KarenMarie]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Mrvile]

omfg 🙁

 

[chambersc]

that was a rofl

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: chambersc
that was a rofl

No it wasn't.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: chambersc
that was a rofl

No it wasn't.

For me there was 🙂.