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Please make me laugh

MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."


Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat,
then Daddy..."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
 
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
someone with 30000 posts is teling me to stop posting, now thats funny
....and you not getting the joke because you're a n00b is even funnier. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
someone with 30000 posts is teling me to stop posting, now thats funny
....and you not getting the joke because you're a n00b is even funnier. 😀

yes your right, my post count on a message board directly relates to my intelligence.
 
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
someone with 30000 posts is teling me to stop posting, now thats funny
....and you not getting the joke because you're a n00b is even funnier. 😀

yes your right, my post count on a message board directly relates to my intelligence.

I think that it's kind of funny that there's an easy to spot grammar error in there. Even better is that you just called yourself intelligent. I'm not saying that you aren't a smart person, but at least try a little harder before you start fires.
 
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
someone with 30000 posts is teling me to stop posting, now thats funny
....and you not getting the joke because you're a n00b is even funnier. 😀

yes your right, my post count on a message board directly relates to my intelligence.
I'm just saying that FFM was actually making jokes, but you haven't been here long enough to get them.

Besides, if you can draw a correlation between post count and having a life (or not), your (note correct usage) IQ is fair game.
 
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: KMDupont64
someone with 30000 posts is teling me to stop posting, now thats funny
....and you not getting the joke because you're a n00b is even funnier. 😀

yes your right, my post count on a message board directly relates to my intelligence.

Its also a count of how many man-balls you've eaten over the course of your life :frown:
 
You know how we can tell you're a junior member without looking at your post count? You get offended easily. You tend to grow a thicker skin after hearing ppl tell you to "Stop posting" on a numerous occasion.

Don't take everything people say on ATOT, or anywhere on the internet, so seriously.
 
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