So all I wanted was a BLT, but I don't like tomatoes so I ordered a BLT minus the tomatoes. Of course, my wife has to say, "That's not a BLT. That's just a BL. Why would you want a BL?" I guess she just didn't understand that the love for bacon sometimes will drive you to some unusual eating. An 'LT', as she said, a bacon and peanut butter sandwich or even a Fish Fillet sandwich with bacon on it since McDonalds starting adding bacon to all of their sandwiches for 25 cents extra.
My wife got a parfait. I went to McDonalds initially because they had an ATM machine.
My cat barfed out on the porch and despite the fact that I've been spraying it down with a garden hose for 5 minutes, I can't seem to make it go away.